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asouroldelf

[Voice]

Nov 30, 2009 22:18

[A snort.]

Turn my back for ten seconds and the lot of your are wussing again. What in the git's hell're you all on about now, eh?

fourth wall event, apparently the elf convention, wusses the lot of you, lucifer is a swear

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[Voice] formertemplar December 1 2009, 03:33:03 UTC

[There's a startled intake of breath and the sound of fumbling.]

Andraste's breath! Avari? Is that you? Did the spell work?

[Voice] asouroldelf December 1 2009, 03:43:15 UTC

Eh? What spell? Course it's me. Who else would it be, Hookbeak? ...Err, who are you?

[Voice] formertemplar December 1 2009, 03:47:54 UTC

The Circle's spell. I asked them to help me locate you. I sent messengers, but they returned empty-handed and I- Hookbeak? Is that...? Who is that?

[A low, nervous laugh.]

What'd you mean? It's me. Alistair. Is the spell distorting my voice? I don't know how this bloody thing works. Just talk into it, they said. And ignore the flashing lights and the echo and the little picture I can't quite make out.

[Voice] asouroldelf December 1 2009, 04:04:02 UTC

Hookbeak! Birdbill. Nabsy. Got a nose the size of, well, her face at least. Oughta look her up next, eh?

Alistair. Alistair. ...Nope. Don't remember any Alistairs. An Allen, sure, but he ain't the sort that would be passing on the fond regards. You hit your head, there? Don't sound like you came for the bounty. Your Circle there don't seem all it's cracked up to be.

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[Voice] mabari December 1 2009, 03:38:53 UTC

[Dog barks with excitement.]

[Voice] asouroldelf December 1 2009, 03:44:16 UTC

...Getting to think we'll be overrun with the damn things at this rate. Bloody direwolves.

[Voice] mabari December 1 2009, 03:49:35 UTC

[Dog barks again and wags his tail.]

[Voice] asouroldelf December 1 2009, 04:06:57 UTC

C'mon fleabag. Got a bone for you. Just take you on back to Aaron, eh?

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[Voice] hatespigeons December 1 2009, 03:39:40 UTC

So, we found it at last.

[Voice] asouroldelf December 1 2009, 03:45:09 UTC

Gone looking for a spine, have you?

[Voice] hatespigeons December 1 2009, 03:51:18 UTC

I am a golem, not some squishy elf. Golems have no bones. Only rock.

[Voice] asouroldelf December 1 2009, 04:07:59 UTC

Golem retriever, eh? What've you found?

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Voice sunwell_eyes December 1 2009, 03:41:00 UTC

...What...is this?

Voice asouroldelf December 1 2009, 03:46:41 UTC

Just a bit of sense, slice of wisdom for them humans.

Voice sunwell_eyes December 1 2009, 03:52:45 UTC

Humans need all the sense they can get.

Voice asouroldelf December 1 2009, 04:09:06 UTC

Could say that again. Not that they deserve it.

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Voice asouroldelf December 1 2009, 04:11:23 UTC

This place's like to get full up at this rate.

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Voice asouroldelf December 1 2009, 04:29:46 UTC

Name's Avari. I'm the smith here. We don't much expect any of it here. Place likes to sneak up on you, best to be wary.