Gift fic for nologal. SM/BW/CW, RW/HP

[asnowyowl]

Title: Forced Out of the Tool Shed Closet
Author: asnowyowl
Pairing/Threesome: Scorpius/Bill/Charlie, Harry/Ron
Summary: The last of my Tool Shed 'verse. Ron spies and then reports back to Harry with his findings.
Warnings: Crack!, Oblivious!Ron, Threesome, Incest, Voyeurism, Double penetration, Infidelity, Terrible artwork
Rating: NC17 (but beware, my Ron'

Comments

[brissygirl]

That was fabtastic clueless!Ron was hilarious!! Maybe Ron and Harry should move in with Hermione and Ginny and they can have all sorts of depraved times together, and nobody would be any wiser!!

Bill and Scorpius running off to Romania to be with Charlie was the perfect ending. Not to mention the fact that Ron had to gather his strength for another go at Harry!!

Somebody needs to write Draco's reaction to Scorpius running off to Romania! That would be fantastic!

[asnowyowl]

Ron and Harry moving in with Ginny and Hermione: I was thinking the same thing--one big happy family. *nods*

I'm happy with the ending (I had always thought Scorp would end up with only Charlie, but in the end I couldn't freeze bill out).

As for Draco, I'll leave that to someone else--*shakes fist at Draco*

Strikethrough FTW!!!!

[bk7brokemybrain]

Godric's Grizzled Gonads, woman!!

Too much to mention! So effing funny, so sweet with clueless!Ron bringing everything back to Harry, and how we can so plainly see how lost he is to the Chosen One. And, after all these revelations and a night of hot smex with his Harry, he STILL hasn't worked out the bit about Scorpius and his brothers. *adores you* Your use of strikethrough was hilarious, your art similarly so (but we know you really drew it like that because Ron can't draw, right?), and the pragmatism of the women giving up their marriages as lost causes was priceless.
*wipes tear from eye* I really loved that this arc evolved from drama between brothers, to being all about Ron's myopia. Awesome.

Re: Strikethrough FTW!!!!

[bk7brokemybrain]

Btw, how did you do the drawing and transfer it into cyberspace? Paper, pencil and scanner? And where, precisely, were you when you drew this pornish little daydream?
I'm actually a pretty good artist. I need to start drawing. Give me a prompt so I have a goal.

Random thought - I've been feeling lately that by reading about all the buttsecks and male/male relationships that I am mentally preparing myself for something that will never happen to me. It's a very odd sensation. I used to just enjoy slash, but I get very into it, like I do with everything, and really put myself into the world. Then I come out wondering when exactly I will ever get to use these skills, lol. The thought of reading het doesn't do much for me, however. What the hell is going on in my brain? Book 7 may have broken it, but gay slash isn't helping much. At least it's a good distraction. *holds head so brain doesn't leak out*

Re: Strikethrough FTW!!!!

[asnowyowl]

Yep, pen and pencil and scanner. I sat at my desk at work (all alone) and drew the damned thing (it was stick figures first (with Scorp's peen the only thing filled in).

OH! Would you really draw for me?? *bats eyelashes* You know me, anything with Snape and I'll be falling at your feet.

As per your random thought--uhm... I kinda feel the same way--the thought of het sex does little for me and I wonder if it ever will again. Sometimes I think I really should have peen. *nods* (not that I really think I was born into the wrong body or somesuch) and prostate .Perhaps we'll be reborn as gay boys. Twinks!!!

Re: Strikethrough FTW!!!!

[bk7brokemybrain]

I absolutely would love to try having a package. Knowing what little I do (but more than most)about male anatomy, I am amazed at how most straight men avoid their own holes and the prostates within, and won't let their women go there either. As if enjoying anal play would turn them gay, or something. *shrugs* If I had an idiot stick and a pleasure button, I'd never stop! LOL. It's like they've got the world of pleasure on a platter, easy to see and activate, yet they ignore half of their equipment. I don't get it. There's also the element of penetrating, dominating, claiming. I'd at least love to have the option, as men do.
Look out, men! If I ever get back out in the dating pool, I'm bringing a strap-on!

[secretsolitaire]

Oh god. *laughs helplessly* You win at crack.

[asnowyowl]

Heeee! Thanks!! *holds cracked-peen shaped trophy aloft*

[wwmrsweasleydo]

Oh I love little Ron so much. Bless his pure little (tiny?) mind! Thank goodness he has Harry and the girls to show him the way.

That cottage in Romania is going to be so full Charlie v Bill bitching! All the threesomes in the world won't stop that.

All the threesomes in the world .....? *drifts off for a moment*

Where was I? Yeah, great strike-throughs and huge funniness. Interrogation technique? Descriptive picture (diagram almost). Loved: "He patted his pockets again, but felt no telltale hardness of a concealed wand. He patted his groin twice. There was a definite hardness there, but one that would do him little good in his current situation." Gonna be useful later, though, pal!

Poor Fleur. Not even her own owl post? So this isn't really the last of the Toolshed 'verse. Is it? Is it? Huh? More? Yes?

[asnowyowl]

Thanks, hun! I had way too much fun with the strikethroughs and drawing (and yes, that really is the extent of my 'artistic talent'--at least Ron and I have something in common).

Yeah, I'd love to be a fly on the wall of that Romanian cabin. Perhaps the fire will only make the sex hotter??

Alas, yes, this is it for Toolshed. I took it as far as I see it going.

*smooches*

[isisanubis]

i'm sitting here, trying to formulate a comment that fully lives up to this fic installment, and i don't think i can. you've rounded out my favorite weasleycest two-some (bw/cw), given a very good reason for hermione and ginny to be together and written harry/ron in a way that i really enjoyed. truly fantastic 'verse. (claps and bows)

[asnowyowl]

Awww.. thanks so much! I had a lot of fun playing in this verse, and Ron's POV only made it more of a pleasure.