Is worth two in the bush.

I hurt my back dammit
i can't sit down.
not my ass
my back
when i bend to sit or pick shit up it friggin hurts.
holy shit is this what old people feel like all the time?
this sucks.

i should be fine by tomorrow.

this is what i get for humping that houseplant.

ok im done whining

SO... how are all of you doing?

So I had a dream and a friend of mine showed up in it ( Read more... )

Someone reminded me of this poem today.

I will now recite it for you.

ode to a midget

oh
you short
little fucker

OH
YOU SHORT
little fucker

OH YOU SHORT LITTLE FUCKER!!!

...what I'm gonna do to you

tis much better to actually hear it. but this should suffice.

YES HAVE SOME!!!

ok yeah so i wasnt gonna post this shit but whatever its not like i told the truth or anything

heheeeee

1. Go here.
2. Pass it on.
( my answers )

I've decided i'm about the coolest person alive.
fuck status and popularity.
all the people with a million online pals.
give it up.
I won

ok that's it

you may all commence adoring me for no particualr reason.

let the mass gysteria begin

hmmm lessee ( Read more... )

funny how things seem to come full circle.
even funnier is that the position you are in when it comes around is a little bit different.
If I think a bit about this, I might go so far as to say I deserve this and it serves me right.

Fuck Karma.

moving on

well then, what's a white boy to do?

i'm bored

it's friday

i needs some lovin in the pants area

ok time to go.