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sorry I haven't met your standards >:(

Congratulations. Your Trashcan has evolved into a Trashcorner.

Trashcan -> Trashcorner -> Trashroom ->
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Mongolian food is fucking delicious. You get the meat and you put all this shit on it and then they cook it for you. They trick you into making your own meal and Im not even angry about it because it tastes so fucking good.

T-23:06 - This is the most boring and irritating event I've witnessed since last years countdown to the oscars.

T-00:02 - Fuck.

You guys suck at this.
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If instead I get incarcerated for killing some kids, I want this to be my proof that it was in fact self defense.

I was looking through all my old journal entries for this and I realized that I used to be a whole lot funnier in this damn thing. Especially after looking through all the chatlogs I used to post. Im just not clever anymore, or at least not as clever as I used to be. I guess I realized that it in the end it doesn't really ma-a-a-atter ( Read more... )

n/t

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HOLY SHIT!