Cringe-Worthy

[askleonard85]

 There is an older man suffering from unfortunate hairloss sitting at the table next to me at Panera munching loudly on a bag of potato chips.  How am I supposed to get the creative juices flowing if I have to listen to this ill-mannered individual crunch on crispy chips?  Plus I'm pretty sure that the floor beside his table is littered with

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[capnstamey]

dude. there's a story right there. the last line could be the beginning: "The floor beside his table was littered with fragments of chips that missed his mouth."