The caller you are trying to reach...

[askfor_bananas]

I've tapped into... but the controls... sealed, so no... poke. I need something... bulbous. Tulips, perhaps.

Anyway, I've tried... there should... lift coming up. Signal should... you get... What bothers... cluster isn't based in... disengenuous technology.. very bad. They seem to... other planets, including Earth... humans... Vinegar. We may...

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[ask_arealdoctor]

Doctor? Are you still there?

[askfor_bananas]

Yes I...

[ask_aboutcoffee]

We have tulips! And vinegar! Dalek Ec grows marvelous tulips. What do I do with the tulips? And the vinegar? Aside from making Torchwood's stove really shine. (The vinegar, not the tulips.)

[ask_arealdoctor]

I know how we, or he, can make a weapon, but I don't know how to get it to him.

[askfor_bananas]

Weapons? No I just wanted... like apes. Stupider even.

[ask_arealdoctor]

If Andy were still exhaling carbon monoxide, with a bit of jiggery pokery you'd be able to synthesise pure acetic acid.

[timeagency]

Doctor, we can almost hear you but it's like a very bad mobile connection. I just found a large jug of vinegar in the pack of holding (for lack of a better name.) I'm sure I can find tulips in there but might a turkey baster work as well?

[askfor_bananas]

No tulips! Turkey... vinegar squirting. Should see... I sent it up ages... far down am I?

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Now you don't want tulips?

Turkey and vinegar is a terrible idea! Unless you want some kind of marinade. Or on a salad, I suppose...

[ask_arealdoctor]

He's talking about turkey basters full of vinegar. I suggest using water pistols instead.