*Could we have more of the arranged marriage ficlet? Pretty please ( Read more... )

For cyphercat/Laylah's birthday! Sequel to Uniform Kink, a Karkat/Equius D/s pesterlog ( Read more... )

Porn, for the Kink Meme. "Nepeta/Karkat, size kink, xeno. Large and powerful hunter Nepeta rutting into small but tough Karkat. THIS IS ALL THAT I WANT!" Characters are adults post-ascension. Nepeta is a nice and fluffy top. Also some animal roleplay and cat puns everywhere because even adult and muscly, Nepeta is always Nepeta. XD

3300 words.

( He just knows that Nepeta has been growing like a midblood, fast and hard, and either he's growing slow like a highblood (hah) or he's done already. And this should piss him off, and it vaguely does, even now, but they were having such a nice time reminiscing and then he tripped in the dark and she caught him, sure and effortless, and it was like every romcom ever *only he was the heroine*. ...The ensuing makeouts he blames on the alcohol. )

This chapter contains sex. Also some ponderings about dub/noncon ( Read more... )

(not that this is the only chapter that contains porn, just that it's the only chapter that contains nothing but. reminder that this is xeno.)

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Dave is in the process of cleaning after lunch (read: putting takeout boxes inside each other in order of size, with dirty paper napkins stuffed in the cracks) when his phone rings.

"Don't quit police ( Read more... )

i've been so lazy about posting here wow. i'm sorry. .___.

Anon asked for human/troll kismeses having anal sex, with those headcanons ( Read more... )

The first coherent thought Dave has upon waking up is fuck yeah three days' leave, so he goes straight back to sleep.

The second coherent thought he has, about a hour later, is shit want to pee don't want to brave the ladder dilemma.

The third is old soda bottle in the corner? And the fourth is Rose will know somehow, I'll never live it downAt ( Read more... )

pr0ns again!
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He has a headache when he wakes, which doesn't presage many good things for today. There's a few forks back on the floor, but half-heartedly. He eyes them from the couch and doesn't move. It's... Nine past nine and nine seconds, Aradia informs him. Okay, he's pretty sure she woke him up. She likes patterned numbers like that ( Read more... )

this one's nsfw.

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And this one I am posting separately because 1) SURPRISE PORN WTF? and 2) 4000 words long what i said short, anon.

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dave/karkat, mortifying teenagers
Karkat liked the god village relatively well, for all that the amenities had been built by people who thought a hole in the ground with a plank across it was fancy for a ( Read more... )