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Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows. askerian September 22 2011, 16:59:16 UTC
LRT being disqualified on account of there's still a bazilion sequels I need to write ANYWAY.

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"Hokage-sama. Please tell me you and Hinata-sama didn't change the whole Hyuuga clan from top to bottom just to make it legal for Sasuke to marry me."

Naruto blinked at him from behind his desk and poked his crooked hat back into place. (it promptly slid back down over his other eye instead.) "But wasn't the issue that the Branch can't marry or have, uh," a quick check of the dictionary open on the table beside him, "dalliances outside of the clan?"

Neji breathes in. Neji breathes out. Neji thinks about how well he gets along with Uchiha Sasuke, and how much they've both always know that eventually it'll have to end, when Sasuke gets married. And how he is never getting drunk and maudlin around his Hokage ever, ever again.

"I don't care how legal it is, am I supposed to grow a womb ( ... )

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Re: Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows. edenfalling September 23 2011, 19:42:03 UTC
Gai-conditioned response to winks! *dies laughing*

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Re: Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows. tanukyle September 24 2011, 19:37:02 UTC
Oh god this is ridicolously HILARIOUS.

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Re: Comrades, Coming Out, and Cows. shewhoflies October 1 2011, 04:04:05 UTC
This made me laugh. A lot.

It is also one of my favorites of this batch. ♥

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