fic - Locker Room Therapy 'verse -- Sakura

Jul 09, 2011 16:58

♥ Naruto&Sakura. (pure kneejerk reaction to a rant on ffrants about those shitty fics that need evil!Sakura to abuse poor Naruto so Sasuke can rescue him and hook up. DX )

1 560 words. Comes after Pet Names.

'I'm not here to yell at you. Whether you date him or not, it won't make him any less gay. I moved on months ago.' 'No you didn't,' he replies before he can think. )

fandom: naruto: locker room therapy, char: n: haruno sakura, char: n: uzumaki naruto

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joisbishmyoga July 9 2011, 15:31:59 UTC
bweeeeeeeeeeee~

Your ass is nice enough to date Sasuke! I'm not even gay, you can't become my fag-hag!

"... Yeah, okay, I'd take him. I'd totally take him. Even if we ended up eating each other."

"Pffffhihihihisnrrrk." <--- *pffffhihihisnerks too. "take" him and eat each other, wooo*

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askerian July 9 2011, 16:21:32 UTC
Naruto's gonna have to learn to mind his words. D:

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silverkiiri July 9 2011, 16:10:17 UTC
I LOVE this verse. =D You just made me so happy! Now I must go back and read it all again... Oh, woe. My life is so hard. >_>

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askerian July 9 2011, 16:18:30 UTC
It's hard to have to re-read fic, huh. My deepest apologies. u_____u

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silverkiiri July 9 2011, 17:17:56 UTC
Apology accepted. It is a thankless job, but someone has to do it.

So. I have reread it all now.

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I am trying so hard not just shamelessy beg for more. So. Hard. Just know that. o_o

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askerian July 9 2011, 17:25:09 UTC
XD I'm vaguely thinking next I should write about Sasuke and Naruto having a ~moment~. Maybe kissies! MAYBE SEX no wait i don't like to write lemons much. HMMMMMMMM.

but if you have suggestions of other scenes in this 'verse, i'm listening. u.u

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askerian July 9 2011, 16:19:48 UTC
Fr srs Sakura being a canon yaoi fangirl with a dirty mind is the best bit of characterization Kishimoto ever came up with. Ever. >:(

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q99 July 9 2011, 17:23:23 UTC
That was fun :)

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askerian July 9 2011, 17:29:34 UTC
Glad to hear that. u.u

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flourite_roses July 9 2011, 18:30:07 UTC
Hahaha awesome, I riek. It's strikes me as being very possible for this verse too, and 'real', but I don't quite know how to explain that except as not made up, which this fic... is... Er ok nevermind. XD

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askerian July 10 2011, 15:50:45 UTC
Yay! fic is rieked. ♥ and I think I get what you mean, so double yay XD

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