I'm blocked again (gnn) so, meme time!
Modified from the "
imaginary sequel" meme;
Pick one of my stories and I will tell you the first lines of its PREquel. Even if I was never actually planning to write a prequel. Even if it already has a prequel -- I'll give you the first line of another version of its prequel!Any fandom I ever wrote for, ofic
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He can't help but remember Sakura's eyelashes wet with tears -- humiliation more than pain, as they leave her behind at the hospital with her broken leg. Not that it hurt, but that she had to forfeit the mission and likely ruin it.
The man is a known pedophile. They were all looking forward to helping bust him. The mission pay would have been icing on the cake in that case. But he doesn't like young boys, and even Sakura was borderline too old for him anyway, so.
"I'll just use the sexy no jutsu!" Naruto proposes.
Sasuke doesn't even need to think. "No."
"Why the hell not?!"
"Too much breasts," he replies. Pauses. Snorts. "Also, you couldn't infiltrate a barn."
"Like you could do better!" Naruto replies, incensed.
Once again Sasuke doesn't think before he replies, because it's Naruto and those things are automatic. Of course he can do better. He can always do better, in everything.
"I'm glad to hear that," says Kakashi, a genial, almost lazy grin in his voice.
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Hehe, Sasuke has to violate his pride to maintain his pride. I think that might actually qualify as a catch-22.
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