Blackmount Chronicle Snippet - First Contact Protocol

[ask_tiresias]

"Another appalling Horde custom is the Ceremonial Ass Whuppin' given to ambassadors from other races on first presentation as such

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[ibukij]

Oh dear, they shouldn't try that with Fairies. We bite....hard

[li_izumi]

while the description is awesome itself, i find "Excerpted From: A Guide to Orcs and other Starfaring Races
by Friar Jocien Ansbach
Order of the Silver Circle

Prepared by request of the paladin advisory council in advance of the resumption of Worldgate travel by non-greenskin personnel"
to really just MAKE this piece.

[bardbebhinn]

Mmmmm, so then it's not Horde tradition to lure in ambassadors with glimpses of the leader's diary and then rescue them from cold exile in a refugee camp? ;)

Well, Horde custom probably does weed out the troublemakers..... can't let them wander around unleashed..... that would just cause no end of chaos!

And we can't have that....... no... definitely not

[ask_tiresias]

heh, heavens no!