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[mrflagg]

From entering the bathroom to leaving the bathroom ... how long does it take you to poop?

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[goldendharmadog]

I've been in here since Sunday after breakfast. Somebody needs to get me some blasting caps.

[lil_insanity]

From the time I enter the bathroom to the time I leave, I'd guess 2 or 3 minutes. Most of that time is taken up with undoing pants, sitting down, wiping, getting up, fastening pants, and washing hands.

[nextdrinksonme]

About a minute, usually? I've really gotten why some people take forever to poop. My boyfriend can be in there for a good 15 minutes. It makes me wonder about the health of his GI stuff.

[mrflagg]

maybe he is just trying to get away from you

[nextdrinksonme]

It is quite possible. Sometimes it's nice to have alone time. Tho he's told me about massive half hour bathroom explosions when I'm not home, too.

[leskay]

Agreed. I'd know something was really fucked up in my system if I didn't poop immediately upon sitting down to do so.

[coritiacus]

Usually about 5 minutes. If I have a good book, a lot longer.

[mahsox_mahsox]

Quite quickly if I felt the urge before visiting the toilet... I can be through the process in under 2 minutes. But a lot of times I sit and wait five minutes after going anyway, in case I can do more and because it is a time and place of remarkable peace and quiet.