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[mrflagg]

How do you talk to a dwarf?

do you get down on one knee? squat? or just stare down at them from above?

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[crassy]

My husband says you pick them up.

He's going to hell.

[mrflagg]

does Canada Immigration know this? Canada may already be over represented in hell.

[crassy]

There was no such question on the application form so I think we are ok.

[raze__the_rose]

As long as he doesn't toss them...

[weekendoffender]

I'm pretty short myself, so I've had no problems with just talking to small people/dwarves/etc (so many people prefer different terms when it comes to describing themselves) normally - as in I just stand like usual.

There's this one guy Steven who's a midget (by this own description) who I've tried to pick up at the pub a few times (he's fucking hot, not even gonna lie). When we chat, he prefers that I sit at the table while he stands.

[mrflagg]

well there is (or was ) a medical difference between dwarf and midget I believe. Something to do with the way the rest of the body is proportioned.

[weekendoffender]

Ah ok. We've got a fair number of small people in my town that have different medical issues, so I always get confused as to the terminology.

[crassy]

Pick him up as in pull or pick him up as in physically lift him off the ground?

If the second, that's pretty funny.

[3ducker1culter4]

I haven't done it since I was a kid, but probably the same as talking to a kid- stare from above.

[eris]

Being that I am well over six feet tall m'self, I carry around a collapsible stool, so that the lesser beings may step up on so we can speak face to face, or at least closer to face to face.

Also I have a bad back, I'm not bending over for those fuckers.

[amigone]

your comment made me lol

[rgpick]

You don't, you hit them on the head and they transform into five gold coins.

[khemlab]

That made me laugh. I am so going to special hell.