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[jack_patton]

A few years ago I was seeing a girl who was extremely enthusiatic, yet extremely unco-ordinated during sex. These two do not make a good combination. And one time they made a painful and very messy mix

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[incognita]

Perhaps I can interest you in bad_sex.

[snooji]

It's a shame that community has basically died.

[mrflagg]

this is what happens when you let a bunch of 14yr olds who get wigged out by a bit of blood in.

[anfractuousity]

This. =(

[deathward]

No, do you?

[kimie_catclaw]

Hahaha.

[slavemistress]

I don't think it was bad sex but one time My ex was doing doggy on me. We were ont he floor and he was pounding really hard and I couldn't keep that position anymore so I dropped down and he didn't realize so it sent him flying over me across the room into the closet doors. It was pretty funny.

[door]

lol! I assume everyone survived unscathed?

[planet_x_zero]

That was hilarious. Sadly my bad sex stories aren't funny, as bad sex usually means a boring or unadventurous partner. A few short relationships ago I dated a woman who was uncoordinated and unenthusiastic. I'd find myself drifting off during sex, thinking about peeling potatoes or doing laundry.

[coranglaisman]

The most interesting story I've got is the time my ex somehow managed to put on a condom inside out. I was wondering what was taking him so long...

[mrflagg]

I've done this in the dark. Or at least started to roll it on backward, realize it was backward and then toss it and grab a new one just in case any precum hit the outside.

bitch can get the dick but she can't get no DNA

[creativecstasy]

good for you for tossing the inside out one. Some guys are dicks (pun intended) and aren't thoughtful enough to do that.