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[anfractuousity]

My boyfriend's mother is preparing to leave the house... every time she moves, she... crinkles. Like she's wearing something papery or plastic-y under her clothing. I know for a fact she doesn't wear adult diapers, and the sound appears to be coming from under her shirt.

WHAT IS IT??

Comments

[fuckering]

Maybe she's wrapped in bubble wrap. Ya know... so that she doesn't break a hip or something.

[parresa22]

She is hoarding coupons in her bra?

[frayed_11]

Sanitary towel? Though quite why that would be under her shirt I don't know...

[ekaterinnile]

Dry cleaning bag worn as a barrier between skin and shirt, makes the shirt stay fresh longer!

[human_remain]

Could it be a girdle?