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[la0wai]

since i was 17 i got addicted to masturbation. i am 20 female now. i recently realized masturbation results in unbalanced chin, breast, shouldier and legs. i had no idea about all these physical and mental problems so i excessively masturbated. now i do have a unbalanced chin and i look really odd and unbalanced. i am very desperate to know how to

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[feral]

[syntheticdeath]

My near exact expression as I read this.

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[alphawox]

Perhaps become addicted to plastic surgery?

[weirdedsel]

I have no idea what you just said, talking mailbox, but I like it!

[svexsal]

I really wish that I was recognized as the comm's Waaaaaambulance because it's 4am and I've arrived to tell you that the EMTs aboard have diagnosed you as doing it wrong.

[thegraduate09]

nope, there's no way to undo it so you may as well keep masturbating.

[amedicswife]

But then it might get worse?

[thegraduate09]

Are you serious?

[amedicswife]

No I'm not actually serious of course. I realize my jokingly mannered tone just doesn't come off through a computer screen. Sorry next time I will type lol after it or something. You can't actually get disfigured from prolonged masturbation, no sh*t!