Batten Down th' Hatches and Blow th' Man Down! Arrrrrrrr! Rrrrr! Rrr! R!

[ask_deadpool]

Ahoy, thar, mateys! Weigh anchor and hoist th’ mizzen! Today be th’ day when all faithful buccaneers must Talk Like a Pirate, and ye know I must be following what th’ captain orders! So t’day, all yer bonny questions’ll be answered in the best pirate-speak that mercenary money can buy! Er somethin’ a’that nature, anyway

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[addygryff]

Oi, blimey!
I only just realised that ye've been updatin' again, me darlin'! An' what a pleashurrr' 't is to hear from ye. *rubs 'er 'ands*

Ney, I'd never 've thought that old salt Cable'd show up again, and how dare he bilkin' a drink and runin' off, again so soon? Th' least 'e coudl've done is apologise for leavin' yer behind or sumwhat. Ney, that unfaithful scumbag. Men. *sighs*

Well then, here's to you cap'tn! *raises 'er mug*

[ask_deadpool]

Aye-aye, me bucko! I'm back on th' rollin' seas now, with plenty'a time to chit-chat. Well, some time, anyway.

Arrr, that scurrrrrvy scallywag! I considered beatin' on 'im some fer goin' off and leavin' with nary a word before, but after 'e drank Bob's brew, he war too pathetic t'hit.

An' here's t'you, too, me bonnie lass!

[spam_monster]

...Well, I'm glad to hear that you still would want to team up with Nate after all that. Seriously, you guys are just awesome together. *fangirls*

But anyway, questions!

1. If you could get some kinda super tricked-out crimefi-I mean merc-work vehicle, what would it be? And what sort of features would it have?

2. What do you superhero/villian types normally wear under your costumes? Do any of them, you know, go commando? (Or just wear a little red thong like Tony Stark?)

3. Could you possibly find some way to jump into another comic book universe? If so, can you punch this guy in the face for me?-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Veidt
Because he really needs to be punched in the face.

I'll pay you in cookies. Or brownies, or cupcakes. Some type of baked goods. Please?

[spam_monster]

I just remembered-Nate's grandpa is some kinda space pirate. Does that mean he's part-pirate? Because that would be hilarious.

...Now I'm picturing him swinging from the rigging with a cutlass and an eyepatch, commanding the X-force or Six-pack or whoever those guys are to raid ships and hoist the main sail and oh god I can't stop laughing...

[ask_deadpool]

Asked and answered! Y'know, a little late.

[docwebster]

Greetings, o purveyor of awesometudeness. I bring you numbered questions, and true brain strainers they are, too.

1) What's up with the feebs at Marvel's website making it so dang hard to subscribe to your new series?

2) What's up with Outlaw chasing that closet case boyfriend-Fabio lookalike contest reject instead of basking in the glow of the mighty Deadpool?

3) Where the hell are my pants?

[ask_deadpool]

Asked and answered! Y'know, a few months late.