Chillin' like a villain after a long hard day of killin'

Jul 02, 2008 22:14

Hey there, my charismatic chiquitas! How’s it hangin'? Just got time for a quick couple of questions while I wait for the dryer to buzz ( Read more... )

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addygryff July 3 2008, 16:25:35 UTC
Chindis the Killa Chinchilla, would have been the best name ever. Also, that's a really interesting link... and now I've got the mental image of these Chindi spirits attaching themselves to people as tiny little balls of fluff and cuteness. <3
Much yay for Chinchillas!
You know, chicks dig tiny little balls of fluff and cuteness.

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ask_deadpool July 7 2008, 14:28:51 UTC
Well, our tiny little ball of fluff and cuteness sure has the spirit of SOME devil in it! Yesterday I stopped by the agency and it was loose and bouncing off the walls, and the wooden doorframe to Agent X's office was completely gone. On the plus side, the wood splinters the little critter left are just the right size for toothpicks!

Do they dig tiny balls of fluff and cuteness more than awesome buff merc-types? Hm. Maybe I'll ask Sandi if I can take that thing for a stroll in the park...

P.S. NICE ICON.

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addygryff July 7 2008, 23:27:53 UTC
That is.. really impressive, actually. Maybe you should try to train it and then take it on missions with you, it could surely be helpful.

Well, no. Nothing quite beats the merc charm, but it sure would be a bit of a bonus, me thinks.

Why, thank you. ;P

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ask_deadpool July 8 2008, 04:14:49 UTC
Yeah, I thought about it, but that thing poops like a Pez dispenser on a swing-hinge. Every couple of minutes, it's poop poop poop. It's not real messy or nothing, but having a little Poop Machine ridin' around on my shoulder when I go to take some schmoe out probably isn't gonna do anything for my image.

P.S. THIS ICON IS TOTALLY BETTER.

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amejisuto July 3 2008, 18:18:08 UTC
Wow. I would have thought Faith, what with the leather and the Want, Take, Have attitude. Then again she'd probably remind you too much of Typhoid or one of the other pains in your ass. Willow would be a good match for you, especially since you like redheads.

Oh, and the whole You/Cable thing, is the fact that us girls are just as big of pervs as you guys are. While you might daydream of two girls having a sleepover and loosing their inhibitions, we like to think about two guys.

Don't worry, we wonder about Cap and Iron Man too, UST could have been the main cause of that whole Civil War thing. And Daredevil and Spider-man are both agile and very bendy ... that would be fun to watch! ~leers~

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ask_deadpool July 7 2008, 15:09:41 UTC
Don't get me wrong, Faith's as hot as they come, but MAN, am I tired of dealin' with head-trippy women. Just give me a nice flip-floppin' lesbian witch - surely that'd be less trouble?

Y'know, I gotta say I just take the attitude of my main man Wentworth Miller (Prison Break Season 4, hurry yo' ass on out here!) - people wanna wonder, let them wonder. As long as it doesn't get in the way of me scorin' some feminine a$%!

Oh, there's no question about Cap and Iron Man, darlin'. And I wouldn't call their ST unresolved. But you didn't hear it from ME. Daredevil and Spider-man, though? Nadda there - Spider-man can't stop looking at MJ long enough to cross the street, let alone do the nasty with a horny man.

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ask_deadpool July 7 2008, 15:11:01 UTC
P.S. I had to look up "UST." Man, you fanficcers abbreviate everything, don't you?

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amejisuto July 9 2008, 15:25:12 UTC
Pretty much. LOL We also make up names for our favorite ships ... which gets really weird when you go back to the old days, before computers and people were sharing fan fiction at sci-fi and comic conventions. Because Kirk/Spock almost always ends up as Kock.

Well, it does if you have a pervy mind.

New question for you dude ...

Dear Deadpool,

Who are the top five bad guys you'd like to smash their face in. Any bad guys, or girls, RL, Marvel, DC and otherwise.

Later dayz!
Ame

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lady_sith July 4 2008, 05:51:47 UTC
Dear Deadpool
1) I'm aspiring to be a mad scientist and I'd like your input on what you think my first evil deed should be? I know world domination is the goal you're supposed to aim for but I thought I should start with something a bit more low key and get some practice first. Any ideas?

2) Further to the above, would you be amenable to being kidnapped and subject to perverse sexual tortures in the name of science?I'm free all week.

3) You spend a lot of time defending your heterosexuality, but if you had to have sex with a man, any man, who would it be?

4) Have you ever been to Australia? You really should come down here sometime, we could use the excitement.

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ask_deadpool July 12 2008, 23:59:49 UTC
Asked and answered!

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infecti0n July 5 2008, 01:08:44 UTC
Dear Deadpool,
01. Will you marry me?
02. What do you think when I say Deadpool for president?

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chrryblssmninja July 12 2008, 01:27:41 UTC
thanks for the response.

and Chindis the Killa Chinchilla is a fantastic name.

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