Strawberry Shortcake on a shuriken! The questions just keep on comin!

[ask_deadpool]

Whooooo-boy, my pretty pashminas, it’s been a ROUGH morning over here at the ol’ Agency, let me tell you what. First, we ran out of Twinkies, and Agent Orca came about *thisclose* to stabbing Outlaw in the face because she stole the last one after distracting him with, well, let's just say that rack comes in handy for more than hangin’ a cute

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[lady_of_mists]

P.S. That grappling hook you found outside your window yesterday? Totally not mine.

Aww, that's too bad. Now I've got to figure out who's looking in my window at me!

P.P.S. How do I know you’ve got lawyer friends? Well I am stealthy and sneaky, and possibly also a master of disguise. Yet another reason you’d never see me if I didn’t want you to.

I shall keep that in mind when I see that woman in the office next door that always seems to be trying to shoot death rays at me through her eyes. Honestly, you'd think "she'd" give up by now.

P.P.P.S. These green panties are adorable. Can I keep them? All my boxers are dirty right now

I was *wondering* where ... well, sure. :laughs:

[ask_deadpool]

Well, I mean, if no one else claims it, I could always *use* another grappling hook. Especially a Capewell retractable grappling hook. You know. If the one you found happens to be anything like that.

You need any women with death-ray eyes taken out, you just give me a call.

YAYTHANKS!

[lady_of_mists]

:looks at the grappling hook: Well, it says Capewell right here. I'll leave it hanging for you on the fence just in case you decide it might come in handy.

And I may have to get with you on pricing for that hit. ;D She's one that would never see it coming. :grins in a slightly evil manner:

Quite welcome. ;D

[ask_deadpool]

Thanks for the hook! I've engraved your image on it in remembrance of all the great times I've had in your laundry basket talking to you here so far.

As for hits - just remember - I give discounts on bulk jobs! Call me.

[judsons]

Ah yes, very wise. Thank you so much!

[ask_deadpool]

Anytime! Glad to explain the mysteries of color-blindness and God to anyone who needs a little dissertation.

By the way, did I mention I'm an ordained minister of the One World Church? So I can also do weddings. For a small fee, natch.

[amejisuto]

Thought I'd ask here since my email doesn't like your email. Anyhoo ...

Dear Deadpool,

Who's your favorite Buffy character? And I mean the character, not your
favorite set of tits.

Cheers!

Ame

[addygryff]

Dear Deadpool,

1) What's the most annoying song ever?
2) Are you looking forward to 'Wolverine: Origins'?
3) Why did that stupid chicken cross the bloody road? What was on the other side? Did it even get there without being run over? Sorry, but someone needed to get that question out of the way.
4) You know, does the bodyslide thingie still work now that Cable is back? Did you try it?

Woah, there's this really big thunderstorm outside right now, that's so totally cool, but I'd better go offline now, before I get electrified or something.
Yay for the whole end of the world feeling!

Keep up the good work, Wade. :)

♥,
Addy

Dear DP,

[mightydeadpool]

I dunno if this has been asked already or anything, but what's your view on the way Ryan Reynolds has been portraying you in the recent Wolverine film? Especially with the whole Baraka-Pool thing going on right now and the optic laser beams coming out of your eyes. Heck, you even got your mouth all stitched up!

Wadda-ya know? The merc with the mouth without his mouth... :/

And no costume either. Your scars are replaced with parallel tattoo scars.

I know you probably know about this already (since it is you and all, lol) but just a little recap just in case. I think it sucks what Fox is doing and they better have some explaining to do before they go off and make you a solo film. Ryan Reynolds has even admit to being that Deadpool from the trailers.

So ya, back to what I was asking...your view on it?