Batten Down th' Hatches and Blow th' Man Down! Arrrrrrrr! Rrrrr! Rrr! R!

[ask_deadpool]

Ahoy, thar, mateys! Weigh anchor and hoist th’ mizzen! Today be th’ day when all faithful buccaneers must Talk Like a Pirate, and ye know I must be following what th’ captain orders! So t’day, all yer bonny questions’ll be answered in the best pirate-speak that mercenary money can buy! Er somethin’ a’that nature, anyway

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[spam_monster]

I just remembered-Nate's grandpa is some kinda space pirate. Does that mean he's part-pirate? Because that would be hilarious.

...Now I'm picturing him swinging from the rigging with a cutlass and an eyepatch, commanding the X-force or Six-pack or whoever those guys are to raid ships and hoist the main sail and oh god I can't stop laughing...

[ask_deadpool]

Asked and answered! Y'know, a little late.