That's not my name-r

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack,

Okay. Here we go then. There's this guy, and I like him a lot. I'm not talking like I want to make the beast with two backs or nothing, but he's a nice dude and I value his bon mots, even though we are just online "friends". You couldn't see me make the air quotes, but imagine that I quoted the hell out of the air just then.

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[dontask_pcandy]

SPIN NAME...

Porn name I have heard of before.

P-Candy and the MoFo Turchwaad Crew.

Yep, that works.

[amand_r]

Over your table they'll hang a big banner that says, "FOR GRATE LULZ." And then you'll spin the fuck out of those records.

[dontask_pcandy]

So Sweet of you. I invite you to the after show party, no probs.

[amand_r]

This is good, as I am quite fun to be around when I'm wasted. Or so the police always tell me when I wake up in the holding cell.

[dontask_pcandy]

I'll ask for the cell for you that is NOT Hart's to be opened up for you. It's got a window that opens and a view of the booking desk sergeant so you can have a conversation when it gets grim there.Or you could enjoy the party and stay conscious? I have heard of that happening too.

[amand_r]

Yeah, it has been known to happen, and I'd want to be (relatively) sober so that I could watch you spin! I need to see the mighty PCandy lay down some wicked tracks that get the party jumpin!

And then we'll feed alka-seltzer to Hart and watch the fireworks.

[dontask_pcandy]

Or the mineral water that is alkaline after the orange juice that is acidic...FIZZTEETH

[amand_r]

Haahahha, as long as he is far away from us, I suppose it's okay, right? Lack of proximity makes everything acceptable!

We shouldn't plan this stuff in public. Then everyone will know it was us.

[dontask_pcandy]

Shhh, no-one can see us in this corner...

[amand_r]

Rowr. That pic of you is sexay. Who says you're not Turchwaad material? Isn't that like, one of the main requirements? Be sexay?

[dontask_pcandy]

'Kay, yep, can do. Sexxay is my default setting thanks. Don't often get time to use it though.

[amand_r]

Well, between time traveling, policing and spinning block rocking beats, I can imagine.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Hitting on civilians again, Andy?

Did you tell her to pull over because she had a tail-light out?

Does that trick still work?

[dontask_pcandy]

No, that scum from Traffic do that so I don't.