Skeptical in California

[ask_captainjack]

Dear Captain Jack, I was going to write you a much longer email begging for your help but outlook ATE IT while I was typing. *kicks microsoft*

I guess I'll get to the point...... Shoot this 21st century problem if you could!
I find my job boring. I'm good at what I do and it's reasonable hours (9-5) but it's not my passion. The economy isn't stable

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I am all right with the birth I'm not giving not being blessed, strangely enough!

I use crystals all the time. I put them on my food. They're called "salt" and sometimes "sugar". Nommy!

[qualli]

You should try Periodot. It's good for denial.

[dru_evilista]

With that kind of attitude, no one is going to give you any orgasmic crystals! No happy fun times for YOU mister!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Cariad, if you need crystals to get that happy, you either have a very specific fetish or are doing it very wrong.

[dru_evilista]

...they're warm. And tingly. And pretty. You need to practice your energy work. Or just go into a crystal shop and wait for something to give you the warm and fuzzies.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

...they're warm. And tingly. And pretty.

Are you sure you're not confusing them with vibrators?

They do come in bright colours.

[dru_evilista]

I am aware of the difference. Vibrators do not get rid of negative energy, or heal though!

[gwen_e_cooper]

Vibrators do not get rid of negative energy...

...

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I think we need to buy her a handbook of some kind, Gwen. Poor girl's definitely not doing it right.

[gwen_e_cooper]

They have handbooks?

Well. They do have a MUSEUM.

http://www.vibratormuseum.com/

And I have a strong suspicion that we'll be doing an alien tech sweep any day now.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Gwen! Of course they have handbooks. Loads of them. You don't think I didn't do research before I -- uh. Well. Anyway. Yes. Handbooks of all kinds.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Oh.

You can put some of them in that one drawer only we know about.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

But you know they're not about -- I mean they're about -- men, and --

There's a lot of photos.

I'll pick some out for you.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Now that's thinking like a bloke with a pinstriped aura!

[dru_evilista]

Oh come on! Just look at that. How can you not get the warm and tinglies? You're more a psychic vegetable then Owen the Senfic universe...

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Huh.

All I see is this.

Multiple speed, Dru!

Also crystals usually come from strip mining in underdeveloped countries. Don't make the earth cry! :(