Torchwood scheduled you some time on the target range

[ask_captainjack]

Dear darling Captain Jack, are you guys going to participate in Blog Like It's The End of the World Day next saturday? The way it works is that on June 13th you post on your blog (livejournal) that zombies are attacking. You describe what's going on in your spot in the world and link to other journals. You'll see people tagging 'bliteotw'.

CHOMP

Comments

[ask_arealdoctor]

Ahem.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

What? I saw the charts! HOW TO TELL VIAGRA FROM EVERYTHING.

[ask_arealdoctor]

You two can play all you want, but I resent the implication that my sex life is inadequate.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Oh good god Martha, what did you think I thought?

I just figured Hart ate everything that came into his path and you know we're not supposed to use Viagra recreationally. I was thinking of your sex life! I may not like him but if he makes you happy I don't want his bits falling off from an overdose.

[oh_doask]

Is that what viagra does?!

I thought it was candy.

I WANT VIAGRA!

[ask_arealdoctor]

1)Viagra is not candy.

2) You don't need any, honey. You're just fine.

3) It won't make your bits fall off. It will make your doctor have to stick a very large needle in your penis to aspirate it. THINK OF THE NEEDLE, John. Then think of your hot red bum on my lap. We didn't need any Viagra then!

[ask_arealdoctor]

You're adorable when you backpedal, honey.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Honestly, Martha. Every time I want to shoot him I think of you!

[ask_arealdoctor]

Oh, that's so sweet of you! Thank you, honey.