Look at me go!
Well, I thought, if that Captain can answer people's problems, then why not me? I am after all a temp! And what do temps do? Everything! That's right, if anyone has the answer to a problem, it'll be me. I mean, honestly, how hard can it be? All he does is tell people to shoot things. If it was that easy I'd tell you to drop a book on it. A thick book. There's nothing that a thick book can't solve. Or a pair of high heels.