Current Projects: The Case of the Glowing Mummy

[ask_arealdoctor]

I have been up all night working on this project. I'm sorry I was so snippy about it yesterday (YES JACK, I'M ON MY PERIOD. DEAL WITH IT). Not only was it very rude of me, but as it turns out I did not give the mummy the attention it deserves. I suppose that once my surface scans detected human remains, I was less than interested in going

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[oh_doask]

I piss farther.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Please don't demonstrate.

[oh_doask]

Too late.

Beat that, Jones!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

How about instead I get the mop, clean that up, and then beat you?

[oh_doask]

You can't just keep escaping the challenges!

The speed stripping while tying a knot into a cherry stem was a serious thing!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Come closer and tell me again, you're not quite in range of the mop handle yet.

[oh_doask]

THE SPEED STRIPPING WHILE TYING A KNOT INTO A CHERRY STEM WAS A SERIOUS THING!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Thank you. The thunk your head made against the broom handle was remarkably cathartic.

[oh_doask]

Whoops.

Was that the bucket that tumbled down the stairs?

Terribly sorry.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Whoops.

Was that you who tumbled down the stairs?

Oddly not sorry.

[oh_doask]

Whoops.

Was that you that crashed into the autopsy table?

Less sorry.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Martha says I'm not allowed to shoot you, so just assume that's the next thing I would have done, all right? We'll declare the fight over and you dead, and move on.

[oh_doask]

Loser

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Shorter loser!

[oh_doask]

DOGLOVER!

No wait

CATHATER!

[ask_aboutcoffee]

AND PROUD!