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Internet Absence

Jun 13, 2009 12:41

Look, I'm not going to outright say that Mainframe is a finicky harpy who doesn't like it when I jostle her code, but I'm thinking it ( Read more... )

ways i could die, torchwood is srs bznss

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ask_aboutcoffee June 13 2009, 17:53:05 UTC

There's nothing funny about croissanwiches, Martha, nothing funny at all!

ask_arealdoctor June 13 2009, 18:02:49 UTC

You're right, of course. Not funny, just yummy!

Is it lunchtime yet?

ask_aboutcoffee June 13 2009, 18:16:46 UTC

It happens to be! Ham and swiss, or turkey and bacon?

ask_arealdoctor June 13 2009, 18:20:20 UTC

The second, please. There wouldn't happen to be any avocado, would there?

ask_aboutcoffee June 13 2009, 18:25:53 UTC

For you, Martha, there is always avocado.

(No, really. The bottom drawer of the desk is a permanent rift-through to a produce stand. Mind the mangoes.)

ask_arealdoctor June 13 2009, 18:41:10 UTC

Ooh! Healthy snacks! Thank you!

gwen_e_cooper June 13 2009, 18:46:27 UTC

You've seen the bacon-frosted fairy cakes, right?

I love them!

ask_arealdoctor June 13 2009, 18:50:09 UTC

I've seen them, yes. They frighten me.

I swear, Gwennie, I've eaten more junk here than I have since the Doctor and I visited 34th century Colchis Prime. You couldn't buy unprocessed food there. It's illegal! I was arrested for eating a plum!

gwen_e_cooper June 13 2009, 22:18:51 UTC

Unions!

ask_arealdoctor June 13 2009, 23:27:04 UTC

Sort of, yes. One of those mega-corporate-oligarchy-rule- the-world things. The Doctor was looking into it, and you know how that goes. It's all market gardens and orchards now. Universal veganism is enforced, the animals have representation in the ruling assembly, and possession of cheese is a capital offense. Some people have no sense of moderation.

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