Because I'm guessing they are? Who wants a toe in their pie? I think everything's in his genes. There is nothing Yodalan hasn't done.
Hey! It's better than that. You do realise if I detox I will go through massive withdrawal, right? Are you planning on helping with that, or just telling me "I told you so"?
Hey, it's news to me, too. But happy news! So... wedding? Did we want to do something else?
I'm never eating another hot dog. Might've considered it while he was drunk enough, though.
So you're not going to help me through the withdrawal at all? Good thing we haven't taken any vows yet. I know where you'll be during the sickness part.
I haven't thought about it either, but then I was. Then Riley was asking, and now here we are. He wants Lachlan as his Best Man, so he has to have it here in Princeton.
Nope. He kissed Pat once when they were drunk, but he's always been straight. Told me so. I asked him why he didn't do Riley too.
Probably planning your funeral because I'll believe you'll give up junk food when hell freezes over.
That makes sense. Well, I dunno. What do you think? I'm not really into overseas. I want Andy as my Best Man and I don't think he's going to be up for impromptu trips home any time soon.
My brother's such a sexpot and he doesn't even know it.
I should just pick a time and do it. But I want to keep my Lucky Charms.
What about your family? You don't want your parents here? I think maybe I like the idea... but are we ready? I don't know how soon's soon. Are we okay with soon?
I still can't believe he's done Pat. I mean, I can, but I can't.
Well, Riley still eats Froot Loops, so you two aren't totally opposites.
Of course I do. But they're rich, remember? They'd come on the weekend if they thought I was going to elope. That's all cool. They'll go along. Find out how soon.
Hey, yeah! My god. That even gave some of your wild stories a run for their money. I don't think he even remembers the guy's name.
Do I have the right to bound and gag you?
You forget I'm rich, too. Don't worry, so do I. One day we'll buy a yacht and sail around the Bahamas naked. Shit, that's quick. I mean, not that there is anything wrong with that. They'll have a lot of shit ahead of them with the baby stuff. You're the committment phobe of the bunch. How do you feel about it?
I know, right? I'm oddly proud of him. No, but he probably remembers his cock.
Only if you make it dirty.
Oh, yeah... I do. Hey, I'm marrying money! Ooh, I like that... naked sailing. I don't know, right now I'm feeling okay with it. Maybe because I'm kind of doing it for Riley? I do want to marry you, I'm the one that proposed, remember? So it's not like I'm backing out of my own commitment.
Those days are probably over, How do you feel about maybe being an aunty?
I'm sure you'll take care of that when you try to kick me in the nads for doing it.
You've got to do it for yourself, Lucky Charm. Riley will be the first to tell you that. You did, but that doesn't mean you have to rush it if you aren't ready yet.
We'll support them. So will everyone else. They have a small army at their disposal.
You know it.
Do you not want me to have your name? I never really thought about it until now. I don't know. What if we have a kid? Wouldn't you want them to be Jackson?
I know, but you're his twin. You might feel some of his emotions, you know. I know how you were when he was going through the HIV thing.
They could still be a Jackson. Or they could be a Jackson-Browne. Or Browne-Jackson. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Tara only changed her name from hyphenated to just Campbell when Riley was born.
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Yeah, life isn't that long, you know. One piece of celery every ten years doesn't work, I don't think.
... well shit. I'm behind the eight ball. Last I heard Riley was still leaning more towards the no on that.
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Hey! It's better than that. You do realise if I detox I will go through massive withdrawal, right? Are you planning on helping with that, or just telling me "I told you so"?
Hey, it's news to me, too. But happy news! So... wedding? Did we want to do something else?
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I think think telling you "I told you so". Better that than sitting at your hospital bedside after you've had a heart attack at 30.
I don't really know. I haven't thought about it. I know I should have, but we just got caught up in stuff.
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So you're not going to help me through the withdrawal at all? Good thing we haven't taken any vows yet. I know where you'll be during the sickness part.
I haven't thought about it either, but then I was. Then Riley was asking, and now here we are. He wants Lachlan as his Best Man, so he has to have it here in Princeton.
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Probably planning your funeral because I'll believe you'll give up junk food when hell freezes over.
That makes sense. Well, I dunno. What do you think? I'm not really into overseas. I want Andy as my Best Man and I don't think he's going to be up for impromptu trips home any time soon.
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I should just pick a time and do it. But I want to keep my Lucky Charms.
What about your family? You don't want your parents here? I think maybe I like the idea... but are we ready? I don't know how soon's soon. Are we okay with soon?
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Well, Riley still eats Froot Loops, so you two aren't totally opposites.
Of course I do. But they're rich, remember? They'd come on the weekend if they thought I was going to elope. That's all cool. They'll go along. Find out how soon.
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Yeah, I guess... So maybe I should try and start on the weekend? I might turn into a Bridezilla though...
Not really? I don't think about money much. Okay, so your parents are cool. And apparently in the next month or so.
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Do I have the right to bound and gag you?
You forget I'm rich, too. Don't worry, so do I. One day we'll buy a yacht and sail around the Bahamas naked. Shit, that's quick. I mean, not that there is anything wrong with that. They'll have a lot of shit ahead of them with the baby stuff. You're the committment phobe of the bunch. How do you feel about it?
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Only if you make it dirty.
Oh, yeah... I do. Hey, I'm marrying money! Ooh, I like that... naked sailing. I don't know, right now I'm feeling okay with it. Maybe because I'm kind of doing it for Riley? I do want to marry you, I'm the one that proposed, remember? So it's not like I'm backing out of my own commitment.
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I'm sure you'll take care of that when you try to kick me in the nads for doing it.
You've got to do it for yourself, Lucky Charm. Riley will be the first to tell you that. You did, but that doesn't mean you have to rush it if you aren't ready yet.
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Tie up my feet as well.
I am. I mean, what's going to change? We get cool matching rings, and I get to be Tab Jackson. Which sounds like either a porn star, or a new drink.
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Kinky.
I wanted to talk to you about that. Are you sure you want to change your name? I thought you might want to stay Browne because of the twin thing.
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You know it.
Do you not want me to have your name? I never really thought about it until now. I don't know. What if we have a kid? Wouldn't you want them to be Jackson?
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They could still be a Jackson. Or they could be a Jackson-Browne. Or Browne-Jackson. You don't have to do anything you don't want to. Tara only changed her name from hyphenated to just Campbell when Riley was born.
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