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The inventor's gender
After googling "she invented," I was asked "Did you mean 'he invented'?" We women clearly need to invent more shit. And also keep tabs on search engines. If you search for "he invented" you'd get "Did you mean 'he stole the glory from the inventor of the rollerskate when he concocted Heelys'?" -
Every day I do!
If someone joins the group Porta Potty Tippers Anonymous, are they really sustaining their anonymity ( Read more... ) -
Tha Musik
Current top ten albums of my existence:
10. Circa Survive [Juturna]
9. A Change Of Pace [Prepare The Masses]
8. Lovehatehero [White Lies]
7. Saosin [Saosin]
6. The Almost [Southern Weather]
5. William Tell [You Can Hold Me Down]
4. Paramore [All We Know Is Falling]
3. Anberlin [Cities]
2. Umbrellas [Umbrellas]
1. As Tall As Lions [As Tall As Lions] -
blahblahblah the editor is a dirty tramp.
The days are getting longer, and I mean that in both a literal and figurative sense ( Read more... ) -
Your very own Fufu Berry
Know those Jones Soda bottles? You can upload your own images to appear on your very own bottle. Heard from a friend and had to upload several. If you're interested, or bored, or intrigued, or confused, check it out: http://www.jonessoda.com/gallery/. Search my name and my photos will ( Read more... ) -
Eating someone's pastries=showing your appreciation
'Twas another absolutely average day in the workplace. Apparently it was Administrative Assistant Day and Carla's eight-year milestone-anniversary-or-something with Meredith, so we all enjoyed celebratory donuts. Carla doesn't speak much--well not to me anyway (I'm a contractor, remember?), but damn that pastry was good. And also, I had a really ( Read more... ) -
Editing the Editor
Ambien doesn't work worthashit ( Read more... ) -
emotive unstable
Work went amazingly today. I can't even note anything remarkable; it was just a solid day. Tomorrow may not be so super. Two days in a row would be a fluke ( Read more... ) -
Pick a syndrome, any syndrome.
Troy, Val and Avery left this morning. I felt like I didn't get much time to spend with them. Avery is getting so big. She's gotten her first two teeth on the bottom and we think another one is going to pop through shortly. She's a biter now. Val, Ma and I took her to get her 6 month pictures taken at the Picture People on Friday. They turned out ( Read more... ) -
A conversation between one person.
Citing americanbaby.com, common traits for the name Ashley include the following: "Ashley is described as a very beautiful professional woman who is shy but friendly with good values and taste. Ashley may play the piano, enjoy the company of an exquisite cat or schnauzer, and wear long, flowing dresses designed by Laura Ashley." I generally don't ( Read more... )