I haven't been doing a picspam for ages and my fingers are itchy. Or maybe it's just because seeing their MS performance and their hip roll during Futari no Namida Ame makes me....itch to...oh well not that u guys wanna know.
Here's presenting the picspam spawned by Ash being shoccccked out of her wits by bleached-blonde Ryo aka the dye job went wrong. I want the sexy black BACK.
Number One Host with the sleekest moves. *drop dead*
Babu is disgusted to find a monster sitting beside him. "Ewwww Why is Ohkura so hawt and u so fugly?"
Ryo : "Speak for yourself, curlers-in-hair."
When u are this hawt, taking a poop is not a bodily function. it's a work of art. Oh wait, maybe he is asking Ryo to do him. Sorry Ohkura, Ryo has gone uke.
Hello, the real sexy is in Kansai. Tokyo Jyannis please eat your heart out.
And Chibi!Ohkura wants you to know that even though he was a buck-toothed chipmunk, he can still score the babes and the hotties. Why? The magic is in that finger.
Number One Ass Rammer in Kansai. And no, I'll never get sick of repeating that.
Did you hear "Take it off"? Sorry it was me getting overexcited.
And apparently Ohkura's charm has spread so far that a certain Jyannis from another group has joined Ryokura for their weekly fuck party excursions. Said Jyannis decides to be mysterious and hide from the paps by donning a mask.
Sorry even if u get the answer right, u dun get a piece of Ohkura's ass.
Whoever said OhYass is dead spoke too early. The OhYass Love is very much alive and thriving in rainbow colors.
I can't get over how shy Yasu looks. But you know he's secretly enjoying the looks of envy from all the jealous fangirls there. And can I say how sexy the V is? One more button Ohkura. Just one more.
Oh wait, Ohkura wants you to know he is also the number one Pneumatic Drill in Kansai.
I thrust Better than MR STEER!!11
Want a ride? Get in line!
"I am so sexay I dun believe it"
Hmph. I am better than your average Jyannis. Suck on that. Awww. Ohkura has the cutest pout.
Hello Ohkura makes Bandanas work. Can your average Jyannis idol do that?
Here Ohkura shows you that he too can work his booty. HIPS DON'T LIE. *ignores Ryo in the background trying to send another hidden message to Uchi*
There was a time when Ryo used to be hot. With black hair. Then the idea of Uchi preferring to suck on bottles rather than him dealt a big blow to his ego. Leah Dizon preferring Yoko was the final blow.
So he went on the road of no return aka being uke.
Here, u see Orenji cupping Yellow. And Yellow is enjoying it so much he is frowning. Dun ask me what Green was doing. Everyone wants a piece of the action.
Orenji is obviously psycho. Look at that expression. I bet he's screaming "You're hard. You're hard!1"
Apparently Orenji and Yellow have a thing going on for ages. Ok. Ryo has a thing going on with pretty much everybody in K8.
Yes Ryo is an M. As he has been proclaiming proudly to everyone who wants to hear,
Part of his strategy to get Uchi off sucking beer bottles. Not sure if it's working.
Ryo exhibits his inner uke at a young age.
And Eggplant obviously is experienced. Look at his hands cupping Ryo's nonexistent bottom. And Ryo is looking downwards, presumably because Eggplant is hard. XDDD
Watersprout Hair is hawt. I think that's Baru in the hoodie.
Kansai Yakuza on the prowl again.
Ohkura : "How about dicing Nakai into meat cubes?"
Hina : "No let's electrocute him with cattle prods."
The interrogation. Yes this is Ryo's scary face. Probably the last thing u see before u die. Even Hina looks creepy. XDD
"So How do u want to die? By being whipped to death or drowning in whipped cream?"
Dun mess with the 7 Okans. Community Message kindly brought to you by Ryoko and Hina.
Proud fan of Leah Dizon. Dazed / Confused look is due to too much hours spent surfing Leah Dizon's blog and wanking off to the computer screen. Typical Psycho Otaku / Hikkikomori look, or rather possessed.
At the mention of Leah Dizon, "Yes I bought twenty copies of her pictorial book and singles!"
But really, Ryo really wants to do it with himself.
His greatest dream is to be pinned underneath himself. Actually the reason why Ryo is like this is because of a traumatic incident that happened in a sauna years ago. (You guys prob know which one)
As is the customary practice, it's RyoUchi love. Please ignore Yamapi in the middle. That is the hidden code message for Let's do it in the changing room later.
Hello, they are prob holding hands behind Yamapi who is currently absorbed in delivering his message of world peace.
Pics all taken from XQ, because XQ is srsly addicting.