AN OPEN LETTER TO MY COWORKER(S)
DEAR COWORKER:
PLEASE QUIT TALKING ABOUT HOW SCARED YOU ARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO POSSIBLY MAYBE MIGHT BE LAID OFF. YES IT'S POSSIBLE AND YES IT SUCKS BUT IT MAKES YOU AN EASIER TARGET TO ACTUALLY LAY OFF IF YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT TO COWORKERS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY WORKING.HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW COWORKERS, WHO ARE ALL IN THE SAME ( Read more... )
PLEASE QUIT TALKING ABOUT HOW SCARED YOU ARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO POSSIBLY MAYBE MIGHT BE LAID OFF. YES IT'S POSSIBLE AND YES IT SUCKS BUT IT MAKES YOU AN EASIER TARGET TO ACTUALLY LAY OFF IF YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT TO COWORKERS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY WORKING.HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR FELLOW COWORKERS, WHO ARE ALL IN THE SAME ( Read more... )
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SO THEN I WENT TO MARKETING TO PICK UP SOME MANUALS AND GOT WAYLAID BY THE WEB DESIGNER, WHERE WE DISCUSSED HER LIFE BECAUSE LORD KNOWS I DON'T HAVE WORK TO DO AMIRITE?
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I VOTE BODY PIERCINGS OVER TWILIGHT MOSTLY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WILL DISTRACT ME THE MOST AND WHO GOES TO WORK TO ACTUALLY WORK ANYMORE? I'VE GOT ONE WHO SLEEPS AT HER DESK, IS WOKEN UP BY HER SUPERVISOR, AND PROMPTLY GOES RIGHT BACK TO SLEEP. APPARENTLY SHE DOES NOT REALIZE OTHERWISE WILL QUICKLY AND HAPPILY TAKE HER JOB AND FEELS NO REASON TO BE THREATENED OR WORRIED.
WILL YOU VIVIDLY DEFINE MURDERFUCK PLS? I THINK IT MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
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IT'S A MOOT POINT NOW BECAUSE HAY GUYZ SELF FULFILLED PROPHECY WHAT! THE PERSON MY MEMO WAS ADDRESSED TO IS NO LONGER HERE :/
MURDERFUCK SHOULD BE COPYWRITED BY NICK LOGUE, DA MAN IN CHARGE OF IRON DM! MURDERFUCK INVOLVES [CENSORED] AND [CENSORED] WHILE I PUT MY [CENSORED] IN YOUR [CENSORED] AND EVENTUALLY MOVE IT TO YOUR EYES WHILE WE'RE IN YOUR GRAVE.
SO I'M BRINGNING NECROPHILIA BACK DON'T JUDGE
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OMG
OH AND /HUGS BACK :D
(/HUGS IS ALSO IN CAPS BECAUSE MY HUGS CANNOT BE CONTAINED BY LOWER-CASE LETTERS! THEY ARE JUST TOO BIG AND AWESOME AND RIB-CRUSHING!)
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