Eighth Shadow

[ashadyguy]

But I don't even-

I'm only-

I'm not-

WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY, AND WHY DID I--

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[sparklepiredesu]

Who did you....marry?

[ashadyguy]

Someone called Decus. I don't think I've ever met him here...

Whoever it was, he stank. Like, really badly.

[sparklepiredesu]

That...doesn't sound pleasant in the least.

[ashadyguy]

Part of me keeps trying to convince the rest of me that it was. It's not really working.

[notaluchador]

You too?

Man, it sounds like there's a whole club of us out here.

[ashadyguy]

Honestly, if it's all the same, I'd really rather not be part of it.

[notaluchador]

It's not like I wanted to be a member either.

Just... good luck dealing with him?

[ashadyguy]

Thanks...

[eauderepulsion]

I didn't think I was either, but it looks like I was mistaken.

[Stares and sighs.]

I must have seen something in you when I accepted your pleas for me to marry you. I just don't remember what it was.

[He's trying to see if looking at his spouse will jog some memories when he realizes something.]

...But you're a kid! Is this even legal?

[ashadyguy]

That's what I wanna know! I'm not even out of school yet, so how could I have--! And with--

[He is. Far, far too flustered to even finish his sentences.]

[eauderepulsion]

You aren't?!

Either there's something more to this arrangement or...

...our love transcended our very different ages. You wouldn't happen to remember how or why we fell in love, would you?

[ashadyguy]

Nope. Do you?

[onwingsofhope]

Huh? What's wrong, Mr. Tsubasa? Was someone mean to you?

[ashadyguy]

No... worse than that...

[onwingsofhope]

Did someone hit you!? It was Mr. Grumpypants, wasn't it? He hit me, too.

[ashadyguy]

No, he didn't.

Wait-- why'd he hit you? And who is he, anyway?