WELCOME TO ASGARD [OPEN]

[asgardmods]

Who: EVERYONE!
What: Getting introduced to the city
When: Day 1, around noon
Where: The castle plaza and the Welcome Halls
Rating: Worksafe -- If this changes, please inform the mods.

[Welcome to the city of Asgard. Now that you've woken up and been given your welcome instructions (as per the FAQ), what will you do? There are a good number of

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[owmyheadhurts]

[Priorities, people. Priorities. Anemone is still not entirely convinced about this whole God affair thing, but she knows one thing. It might be a good idea to look for jam. So upon arrival to the house, and finding the kitchen, Anemone will just... proceed to search the place for a jar of jam.]

[parasiteye]

[ It won't take long for Kaz to show up there since he'd prefer to get a good feel for this place before anything else really happens. Of course when he sees miss animu hair over there? Kiiinda stops to stare. ]

[owmyheadhurts]

[Stare aaaaaaaaall you want as she leans into a pantry, standing on her tiptoes, fat, furry companion cube thing sitting on the counter looking... blank. And then she makes a little sound of triumph and stands back, jar of jam securely in her hands. All that's left now, is to see if it's edible, so she will just open it and stick her fingers into it, then shoving a glob of bright red into her mouth, a la Winnie the Pooh. She looks over her shoulder at the newcomer, licking her lips and her fingers in an entirely non-sexual manner whatsoever, of course. Cough. And glare somewhat.]

Yes?

[parasiteye]

......................

[ good lord ]

Who th' hell're you?

[owmyheadhurts]

[A snort. And then eating another scoop of jam. Straight from the jar. With the necessarily lip and finger licking and the cleaning of smears off her face, again, in a decidedly not sexual way, of course. Right.]

Why should I tell you?

[parasiteye]

[ Of course not! Never Anemone~ ]

Cuz you're in our house or whatever the fuck this is, eatin' our food. That's why.

[owmyheadhurts]

Who says it's not my house too?

[Slurp, slurp. Lick, lick.]

[parasiteye]

No way they'd put some little girl in here with the rest of the assholes.

[owmyheadhurts]

Yeah?

[Anemone raised the jar above her head and unceremoniously emptied what little was left in it straight into her mouth. Then she placed it on the counter and advanced towards him with a predatory air, absently wiping off the excess jam on her face.]

Goes to show what you know.

[Have a Hel bracelet shoved up your nose. ♥]

[parasiteye]

[ sdkgsk god LEANING BACK SO MUCH, WHAT THE HELL LITTLE GIRL. ]

[owmyheadhurts]

[Laughing.]

See? Stupid.

[parasiteye]

Ugh--get that outta my fucking face. Shit...this house sucks!

[owmyheadhurts]

[Yup, still laughing.]

Well, someone has attitude issues.

[Have a hairflip as she turns around, to drop the jar in the trash and seat in the counter. Just 'cause.]

[parasiteye]

And someone's a goddamn freak, shit. [ he leers at her from where he's chosen to remain, sizing her up ]

Why the fuck is your hair all pink?? Your eyes are weird too--you some kinda circus freak or something?

[owmyheadhurts]

[She's going to throw the jar of jam at you, for that. Aiming between your legs.]

Who are you calling a freak, you idiot?

[A snort.]

At least I'm not stupid.

[parasiteye]

[ he starts in surprise aaand rather than catch it? he just jumps out of the way ]

You want me to cut you?!