All I'm asking for is ONE zipper. [SEMI-OPEN]

[showmeanguish]

Who: Open to housemates!
What: Sometimes having cool looking but impractical clothes is a real pain. Also, in-house CR.
When: 3rd Day, afternoon.
Where: Hel House
Rating: Worksafe and probably won't change

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[parasiteye]

[ It has got to be one of the most grating sounds Kaz has ever heard. ACCOMPANIED BY A LESS-THAN-PLEASANT EAU DE BODYSUIT, which is the first thing he notices when he returns this afternoon. Waving a hand in front of his face he'll peer inside and...make a face.

Not only is he stuck in bizarro world, he's stuck in bizarro world with clowns. ]

Th' hell're you doing in there?? You wanna kill yourself, do it outside.

[showmeanguish]

[shrrrf shrrrf shrrrrrrrrf The last swipe's drawn out before Vanitas finally pauses, and glances at his 'audience' out of the corner of his eye.]

If I wanted to kill myself, I would've jumped off the nearest building. Not waste time cutting through three inches of clothing just to get to my skin.

[parasiteye]

Maybe you're just really into tradition or something. Hell if I know.

But if you're not planning on kicking the bucket you at least planning on a shower anytime soon? 'Cause you fucking stink. [ "hello housemate it is nice to make your aquaintence this fine day" ]

[showmeanguish]

Gee, I hadn't noticed. I'll get right on that. ["oh no sir, the pleasure is all mine!"

And with that, he'll go right back to sawing at his neck. Or rather, the top of his suit.

shhhrk shrrrkshrrkshrrk]