1st Star [Video]

[geminidol]

[When the video feed turns on, Mami is holding a handheld gaming device next to her face, one her fellow idols would recognize from her home. It shows "Last of the Fantasies 8" on the screen, with a completion percentage of 100 and a playtime of seventeen hours.]Ufufu...once again, Mami defeats the evil wizard! In record time, too! Ami's record

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video; i have been too lazy to tag like anything but this

[afuckingtiger]

Can Mami stop talking in the third fucking person.

private video; you're going to make her cry

[geminidol]

You're no fun, Yakuza-san. Of course I can.

private video;

[afuckingtiger]

Oh for fuck's sake, don't cry.

[His life is suffering, Mami. He puts up with you.

He doesn't even seem to be MAD, just... exasperated. Why is Asgard responsible for him running into tiny girls all the time.]

private video;

[geminidol]

I'm not going to cry! Not as long as you still support me!

[And she loves Yakuza-san.]

[video]

[meltdowning]

Squirt guns aren't the only way to have fun, you know.

[video]

[geminidol]

Of course not! Mami is an expert of fun, she just wishes it was summer already! What do you have in mind, Kitty?

[video]

[meltdowning]

Oh, nothing in particular...

Heh. Summer sure would be nice.

[video]

[geminidol]

Are you thinking of something? Mami wants to know what it is! What about summer?

video;

[whipmyaer]

You skipped work for-- [What is it that you're even doing, Rita doesn't know.]

Ugh, well, whatever it is, it's pretty stupid to take a job if you're not going to go. That's not how it works.

video;

[geminidol]

It's really boring serving to people when no one talks to you, though, don't you think?

video;

[whipmyaer]

They're there to be served, not have conversations. That's - again - not how a waitress job works, you know.

video;

[geminidol]

Aye, aye! You must be a waitress expert, then! Mami never would have guessed!

[video]

[rabiduspatris]

[Have a concerned looking mustachioed man.]

Good god, girl, what's wrong with you? Have you seen a doctor for that?

[video]

[geminidol]

Nothing's wrong with Mami! She doesn't need to see a doctor.

[video]

[rabiduspatris]

It's worse than I thought. [earnestly] The ridiculous smile, the unflagging perkiness, the inane tendency to refer to yourself in the third person - none of this strikes you as abnormal?

[video]

[geminidol]

Nope! Mami is always full of energy.

[ video ]

[junesoholic]

Huh..? [ Nanako blinks a little - apparently she doesn't get it. ]

You defeated an evil wizard..?

Re: [ video ]

[geminidol]

Unfortunately, it's only the eighth of many...! Despite what the title implies.

[ video ]

[junesoholic]

M-many?! How many evil wizards are there out there..? [ she looks surprised. ] And could they go and hurt us?

[ video ]

[geminidol]

Mm, many! There's at least twenty Mami's defeated! Sometimes they're evil knights, too! She never loses, though, so there's no reason to fear, Nanako-chan!

[She's just running off of a hunch, here! Six years old, brunette...this is who she was talking to Dojima about!]