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[saporanex]

[The feed clicks on and a young man with unruly honey brown hair can be seen. He smiles brightly, happy and content before he scratches the back of his head in a boyish manner.]

Yo!

[He waves and the action seems a bit too silly and dramatic.]

I know this might sound weird but can anyone tell me what happened?

[It almost seems like he's embarrassed but

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[saporanex]

I know I'm cute but really kidnap?

[winks before he taps his chin thoughtfully.]

I've heard worse to be honest. So, how are we supposed to do this "coloring"?

[saporanex]

[scratches his head. But he offers a grin.]

We really need to figure that out, man.

How about we work on that?

[mane_priority]

... you seem pretty chipper despite all that.

[saporanex]

Pretty sure there are worst things than lack of color~

Who might you be, pretty lady?

[mane_priority]

And being forcefully taken by people calling themselves gods...

[Glance.]

Not interested, that's who.

[saporanex]

Ouch...so cruel.

[Wait, Gods? Those red eyes might seem a little sharper than before.]

What type of Gods?

[vocalisation]

You're brought here to bring life and color to Asgard and become a hero! [ Yep... At least that's how he pictures it. ]

That's what I've heard.

[saporanex]

A hero?

[Big eyed look!]

That's so cool! Do we get any powers?

[vocalisation]

Yeah, a hero!

[ His elated expression falls with that question. Now he has to think... ]

I don't know anything about getting powers though, sorry.

[saporanex]

Mmm, I see.

[Not enough to get him down or at least he pretends to. This fake-shinigami doesn't enjoy being so powerless.]

What's your name?

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[parasiteye]

.....Ugh.

[ that's what the audio feed is going to to do sdkjfsdk WHY SO BOYSCOUT, GO AWAY ]

[saporanex]

[nope, not going away.]

Are you okay?

[pause and see he's kinda whispering a secret now]

Or maybe you're...busy with something? Gotta remember to turn off the device, though!

[parasiteye]

Wh--no!! Holy fuck!

[saporanex]

It's ok. Your secret is safe with me.

[chuckles]

[charming_jerk]

Congrats, you won the "kidnapped by the 'gods'" lottery.

[saporanex]

Thank you~

Although, to be honest I'm more than happy to give it away to others.

[charming_jerk]

As much as I'd love to be oh so generous and do the same thing, I don't think it's an option,

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[saporanex]

[shrugs]

Guess, we'll just have to find a way to get a refund.