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[387counts]

[The video comes on shakily and off-center to a vaguely interested, but mostly pissed Gat shaking the arrival letter expectantlyYo, who the fuck do I gotta kill around here to speak to the goddamn management? This is bullshit. Can't believe I'm the first to say it. Not the whole color and life hippy shit either - That's a whole other crock of shit

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[unifying]

[ Wow. Isn't he... ... ... ......... colorful. ]

U-Um. They should have given you a room? Maybe? That might help with the cold...

[ video ] sgdg I am so, so sorry for him

[387counts]

[Colorful is a good way of putting it, yes.

He leans forward a bit, scrutinizing Orihime from behind his shades]

What the fuck good does that do me without the other shit?

lmfao never apologize!!

[unifying]

Well. [ BREATHE, ORIHIME. CHIN UP. KEEP SMILING! ] Baby steps, ne? One thing at a time and - and all that...

[video] ALWAYS APOLOGIZE >:CCC

[387counts]

Baby steps, huh?

I take it you've never heard of the Third Street Saints.

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[afuckingtiger]

[...the video feed clicks on.

Holy shit. For once in his fucking life, the Boss is speechless.]

video; well hello stranger

[387counts]

[Gat relaxes almost immediately. While the entire situation still makes all of zero sense, the fact that the Boss is here means that shit is going to be sorted.]

Shit, if you aren't you a sight for sore eyes... So, what's the deal with this place? Guessin' we got an empire to rebuild?

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[afuckingtiger]

Gat, you are supposed to be fucking dead.

[Not that the Boss is complaining, but good fucking lord!]

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[387counts]

Yeah, and you're supposed to be in Stilwater.

[He gives the Boss a look. You know the one; the "how long have you known me?" incredulous, accusatory kind of stare. Come on, like it's such a big deal.]

I got better. What the fuck's your excuse?

[shigeharu]

If the management are supposedly gods, maybe you'd have to kill yourself to see them.

[He's seen at least one of them on the way in anyway, so he's completely aware what he's saying is bullshit.]

[387counts]

[Gat is far from impressed]

Been there done that. Wanna try again, smartass?

[shigeharu]

[Nobody's ever impressed by the mini-samurai, he has transcended the realms of actually giving a fuck.]

Well, you asked.

They were hanging around a few days ago, though.

[387counts]

[It is a good realm to be away from, truly]

You ever hear of a rhetorical question, kid?

No shit? How long ago is 'a few days,' exactly?

[saintdoms]

... The fuck. Johnny?

[ Whatever shock that registers is brief. A few of the other posts on whatever the fuck network this was had mentioned being snatched from the grave, so maybe it isn't too surprising to see that Gat can even conquer death itself.

But, mostly, she's slightly :| at his current priorities. ]

Someone sends you into some freaky voodoo Alice in Wonderland pit and you're worried about ambience and stripper poles. [ So very deadpan. ] I'm gonna assume you didn't find your room yet if you're still walking around outside and turning into a fleshy human popsicle.

video; get hijacked

[afuckingtiger]

[Wh--]

Shaundi, when the fuck did you get here too?

[video]

[387counts]

Good to see you too, Shaundi.

[He shrugs, obviously unfazed by Shaundi of all people judging his priorities]

Shit yeah. They want life in this bitch, what better way to get it than a few stripper poles here and there? [God, Shaundi, it's so obvious.

There's a pause before - ] Wait, I got a room? How the fuck was I supposed to - Where the fuck is it?

[bridgings]

[ oh. oh, allllll the laughing. he might make himself sick.

but he gets it under control before he actually responds to the video, so it's just a faint, smothered smirk. ]

Have you looked around thoroughly? Maybe they're hiding.

[387counts]

[Completely, 100% unamused]

Well, when the Saints are done with this place? There won't be any place to hide.

[bridgings]

[ it's cool, he's calm now. just slightly quirked lips! ]

The Saints?

late, sorry >:

[387counts]

[Oh, good.]

Yeah, the Saints. Did I fuckin' stutter?