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well...this sure is weird! i wonder how this place got here. i kind of feel like i am dreaming. but i pinched myself and it just hurt, i didn't wake up or anything. so i guess this is all real. or maybe i should pinch myself again
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you have to pinch yourself hard enough that ever inch of your mental stability turns to stardust and your body bends into the shape of a cookie like you suddenly blast off past the speed of light via the goddam uss enterprise
jesus the point is that weve been pulled from our universe into this place called asgard which is apparently a holy city and is harbored by gods
my name is dave strider just take my hand and ill lead you through this journey
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not the hardcore kind but the kind where youre practically laughing your ass off behind your text
thats what im guessing anyway
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at you.
and your doofery.
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in that case were both the doofus assholes of the 21st century egbert youre just a little softer and dumber
which means this is us
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it is more like i am batman and you are robin.
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why do i gotta be the kid with the excessive leg skin showing
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and we can't really be batman and batman!
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though to be honest its not the idea of being a reliable skinny maskedbro that bothers me as much as the tasteless fashion choices
im not exactly an expert on how to kick it in these taupe jimmy choos in case you havent realized but i have some sense of style
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do you get vogue magazine?
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