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[playerkills]

[ After meeting with the maid at Gladsheim Palace and unsuccessfully getting any answers regarding the way out, one angry-looking girl decides to put her bracelet to good use. ]

GET ME BACK HOME, YOU PIECE OF MEAT!You think this is all one big joke, don't you? Oh, sure, let's whisk Yozora off to my estate in the middle of nowhere! Let's see the

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a wheeze

[paincompletion]

While understandable, your anger is ultimately a waste of energy.

kaye is here!!!!!

[playerkills]

[ audios this up instantly! ]

... You're right. I should save it for that meat when she gets here.

I'VE COME FOR YOU YANA...

[paincompletion]

[Oh well that's nice... no really she doesn't care LMFAO.]

Shall I assume "meat" is a noun referring to another person rather than an actual piece of meat?

SCREAMS

[playerkills]

You'd be treating it too kindly. Keep thinking of the latter.

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[defiesfinality]

Hey, hey! Calm down for a second! Make that twenty! I don't think anyone would have the power to send you here unless they were a really good teleporter.

[playerkills]

...

That Meat.... making me play a dirty video game without my consent....

[defiesfinality]

...??? Is she even listening to me? Don't tell me this is a lover's quarrel or something.

[playerkills]

Who's having a lover's quarrel!? [ kind of seething with rage here. ]

video; oh god

[hystorical]

[oh wow this girl.]

I'm afraid this isn't as simple as a practical joke by a friend of yours, child.

yes

[playerkills]

Ah, right, you've right, you've got a point. She's too stupid for anything as elaborate as this.

incidentally. this is another pair of cow tits; miiight be visible over video!

[hystorical]

Ah-- I see you make it a point to insult this friend of yours at every possible opportunity. [or maybe just every sentence you say]

oooooh gotcha!

[playerkills]

I don't have any friends. [ haha her, friends with that meat, seriously... or her, friends with... anyone really ] And it's not so difficult when she does everything herself. I simply point things out.

1/i hope your inbox is ready

[meatshields]

[ OH MY GOD YOZORA WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WHAT ARE YOU TELLING PEOPLE

meanwhile sena, who most definitely is not responsible for kidnapping anyone or getting anyone pregnant, has been enjoying a yozora-free existence until... ]

[meatshields]

[ GET ME BACK HOME, YOU PIECE OF MEAT! ]

[meatshields]

[ ...MEAT! ]

[meatshields]

[ rotten ]

ITT: THREADJACKING FREE FOR ALL (cleared with yozora-mun!)

[meatshields]

[ ADf;ljkasdf after sena has seen the rest of yozora's responses in this post ]

STOP TELLING PEOPLE THIS IS MY FAULT!!!!!!!

Hey! Hey all of you who talked to this stupid witch! Even peasants must have the brains to doubt someone with her suspicious fox face and foul mouth when she says things like this about a completely innocent person! You'd better not disappoint a divinely touched person like me when I'm giving you this much credit!

[ ooc: basically i didn't want to bust in on ongoing threads but if you want to humiliate sena or have some threadjacking fun, feel free to do it here! ]

[hystorical]

[wow, that's loud...] "Meat", I presume? I take it you have a proper name?

[meatshields]

Of course I do! It's a name that was carefully chosen because it's eventually going to become synonymous with perfection!

[ . . . ]

I'm not going to give it out to just anyone!

[ sena stop!!! when someone wants to call you by your actual name instead of "meat" just let them! ]

[hystorical]

Then you would prefer to be addressed as "Meat"? [what a strange one...]