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[chillin]

[ The first instinct is always the text. ]

sup ladies and gents and anybody in between
im gonna extend a generous hand here in saying in my everloving wisdom and say
what the actual fuck
pardon my oh so keen sense of language but these things just seem to keep happening dont they
its just another case of i warned you bout the holy city of asgard bro i

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[unifying]

[ So young...

and yet. ]

A god? You remember?

permavid.

[chillin]

[ Not exactly caught in the act, but close to it. ]

Gee-effing-wiz, did I say that; apparently I like saying shit that gets me places. I was almost a god, I guess, in a way -- but not in my past life, not really.

But if I think about it long enough which I don't really give two shits about doing, I could prooobably un-debunk this statement. Which seems lame. Which makes everything lame. Just so you know.

[ Goddamn, boy's confusing. ]

Re: permavid.

[unifying]

So.

You're kind of.. maybe.. sort of not really possibly a god now? [ She's trying to keep up!

How's she doing? ]

[chillin]

Actually, I'm just a plain ol' kid, dunno, you can label me as a cool kid if you want. Haven't lost my swagger since I got here and I don't plan on.

[ Good enough for anybody that was trying to make sense of his ramblings. ]

You know -- you should tell me about you. Figure it's interesting enough to learn about the people I'm stuck here with, and everyone's got a story, some of them fucked up and hard to get like mine, but they're there; that's for sure.

[dogtier]

wait

dave is that really you??

[ someone that she knows from the game? IS THIS REAL LIFE. ]

[chillin]

were you expecting somebody else or anybody at all for that matter
yes its me the one and only david von strider got everything going for me here so far
but what about you sup harley hows it hanging
what house did they put you in

[dogtier]

i dont know actually
i just kind of assumed i was alone here....
but it is good to hear from you!

ummm, i think they put me in sigyn's house
the lady with all the fruits and veggies!
what about you :o

[chillin]

youre never alone thats for sure
...
jesus that sentence was actually laughable im kind of cackling over in the corner here can you imagine how serious my face wouldve looked irl
anyways whats up with the text harley
youre like like an all dark green tree hugger
shit if thats the case i dont want you standing in front of any bulldozers just saying

and im in freyr
i guess the gods really want me to embrace peace and prosperity what do you know

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[rebreaks]

[young man what are you even saying.]

Feeling the... beats?

permavid.

[chillin]

[ he's an insane cool kid, that's for sure. ]

Yeah, get it? It's like when you remix your own music front and center, or just listen to it from the sides, you can feel every beat that pulses through you, like if you were gonna put your hand on the machine. They come to you through the weightless freaking air or surge through your metallic non-existent heart, and it's weird and kind of stupid, but it's true; believe me.

Yeah, what the fuck is he even saying. I get you. Moving on.

[rebreaks]

I'm afraid I do not. You plan to use these things for what the letter says?

[chillin]

Well the letter tells me I've gotta live strong to make it strong right? Flourish here like a baby monkey in the zoo. What I don't get is why these powers are suppose to make me happy. I'm not a psychopath looking for world domination, not on Team Rocket and no desire to capture powerful pokemon -- you get the jist.

So yeah, to answer your question, probably. Like I said, I'm not sure I want this city to die.

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[8rutal]

Wow.

Gr8.

Just who we needed!

[chillin]

wow nice
people actually say gr8 can i get a breather here because i was expecting a better insult from a cerulean alien chick

statements correct i am just who you needed OH SHIT

[8rutal]

Uuuuuuuugh! It's amazing how o8noxious you are. Why would I w8ste all my good insults on you! You don't even deserve them.

Actually, I don't know a8out you, 8ut I would kind of prefer John! He's the only one of you that is even 8arely tolera8le. Instead we get you. If I needed proof these gods are idiots, I guess I have it now!

[chillin]

meh i think i actually do deserve them i mean who doesnt hate an obnoxious red text kid with the tenancy to iff
cmon miss hit me with your best shot i double dog dare you

but yeah i have a feel john will get here soon
either that or hes broing it up with the gods up there and watching over us instead

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[neverbeenworse]

I...don't really get any of what you just said.

[There's an embarrassed quality to his honesty]

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[chillin]

[ Dave takes this into consideration, if by consideration, meaning he acts like the sarcastic wit he is then yes. ]

Me neither. It's like a fucking alien is speaking its weirdo language you know?

[ But to be fair... ]

Hey, sometimes I'm confusing. I assume everyone around these parts have ventured through lands and time like I have and frankly, I'm used to people who understand fast-talk like this. Don't worry about it, though. Doesn't bother me. I'll just slow it down for y'all.

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[neverbeenworse]

Thanks....I guess. Don't talk to a lot of people, so....yeah.

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[chillin]

You're welcome.

[ Once again he winks behind his shades. But who can see it? That was probably the point, though. ]

You should. You tend to learn how big of shitfucks some of them can be and how hilarious it is to watch them shitfuck it up.

But if I had to give some to the other half, then yeah, there are a few good guys. Won't know until you talk to them, though. So like I said, you should.