Even if it's a lie say it will be alright I shall believe

[asatotsuzukikun]

Bleh, I'm sick

Comments

[quietmadman]

The second pick-up line on the list is brilliant in its simplicity.

And dude - she's an old lady. Those tubes of toothpaste were obviously Christmas presents for grandkids.

[asatotsuzukikun]

That old lady is going to be beaten to death with over 12 tubes of AIM toothpaste come Christmas morning.