I was out in the garage staring at a 24 can pack of lemonade that someone put out there when we were cleaning, they have all exploded and have fallen from their position on the bench to the floor below it, which makes me think it was a violent explosion ( Read more... )

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Fun quiz shamelessly stolen from Shana.


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( Boring guitar post, sorry there have been so many of late. I'll try to cut back from now on, I just love this pedal. )

...but if a guy chews grape bubblegum, he's obviously guilty of something. That's alls I'm saying.

Alright, I've taken a shower and put some weird curler thingies in my wet hair. We'll see what kind of tressticular hell brakes loose with this little experiment.

For a little over a week I have been getting about six hours or sleep a night, which is really a lot for me. I guess it's good that mom made me keep a bed in here ( Read more... )

Just in case you've had a rough day, here's an eight-step stress management technique recommended in the latest psychological texts ( Read more... )

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beauiful at the same time."

The wife responded, "Allow me to explian. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you."

I don't want to talk to anyone I see today ( Read more... )