WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME

[aryan_dark]

Well, there was a "writer's block" thing on the front page, except it was asking what winter means to me.
And I thought: Well, that ain't fair. Christmas is in summer over here! So I went ahead and wrote what Christmas means to me, instead.

WHAT CHRISTMAS MEANS TO ME:

Christmas means family. It means copious amounts of meat and cream, pathetic jokes

Comments

[coconutty_tree]

I can relate to some of that. For instance, I do the chocolate thing too. It's also an excuse to replenish the rum/brandy supply for "the sake of the plum pudding."

Sadly, in my experience the lame jokes don't have the politeness to wait til Christmas to rear their ugly heads. If only they were a once-yearly thing. I mean, in the middle of Phantom when Christine's removed Erik's mask for the first time and he's ranting and cursing her, my dad turns to me with this teasing smile stuck on his face and deadpans, "Do you think he's angry?"

*headdesk*

(He also said, after Stranger Than You Dreamt It, "It's not so secret now!" And he has an annoying habit of responding to the customer service chick's "Can I help you?" with "You can give me the winning numbers to tomorrow's Tattslotto draw