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[arwenundomiel]

i have been holed up in my wall-less room for the past whatever, sobbing over estel's demise and scarfing down popcorn with that rapist horsefucker chappie. he kept asking me to tell him stories about estel and i. i didn't mind that he found our tragic and doomed love terribly amusing, as at least he listened to my stories with some measure of

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[lordof_imladris]

MY UNDUMMY!! I DON'T CARE much ABOUT THE PREZZIES YOU'RE ALIVE OMG YAY!!!! I would ask you to meet your new baby brother Boo Radley but Sauron took him away to be raised in the ways of extreme evil and stuff. Ok, so give me a hug so I can rush back to OtherAda and we can go off to Modern Earth for a pre-wedding/post-birth summer trip. :)

[arwenundomiel]

OMG I WUV U ADA TAKE ME WITH YOU ON YOUR TRIP I AM SO PREGNANT AND LONELY W/O ESTEL!

[lordof_imladris]

OMG WENNY I WISH I COULD BUT THERE WILL BE A LOT OF SHAGGING, FUCKING, SNOGGING, KINKY STUFF, AND OTHER THINGS ON THIS TRIP THAT A YOUNG GIRL IN YOUR CONDITION SHOULD NOT SEE!

I hereby name you Lady of Rivendell in our absence. Take good care of Imladris. By the way. Your OtherAda and I took out insurance on the place and put your palace and all of Gondor as collateral, so if anything REALLY bad happens, like it blows up, burns down, finds itself underwater, goes the way of Gondolin and/or Beleriand, or is smashed to bits by a something evil, Gondor is ours. :) Have fun, princess! Love you lots!

[arwenundomiel]

*cries*

I WANNA COME WITH U ADA OMG ELROBETH POSTS EVEN LESS THAN I DO AND MY MUN CAN'T THINK OF ANY CLEVER THINGS TO DO WITH ME ON HER OWN!!!!