oh, poo

[arwenundomiel]

it is not fun having your honeymoon interrupted by your mother's suicide. elrobeth and i only managed to do it twice and once each with estel before the tragedy struck. these old-timers are not as resilient as us younger elves. can't handle a little orc-rape or incest. >:(

now i have to do things. wait, maybe i can delegate to my handmaidens

Comments

[lordof_imladris]

...Butch and what now?

I've got a kid gnawing on my cheetos. Is it mine? I almost whacked it with the remote across the room. But then it showed me a tiara it fashioned itself out of potato stix and I almost melted into a pile of saturated fat, corn starch, and yellow #5.

SUNDANCE! YOU'VE COME TO PAPA! I AM SO HAPPY. But still mourning mah tru luv omg.

*balances baby on his big pregnant stomach*

[manwe_sulimo]

Not that I really cared if he did abuse his power for a measely glass of water but...

Are you dare suggesting that he abuse his power over a measely glass of water??? Thereby defying me or somewuch other crap that should sound intimidating.

Actually, answer me later... Irmo's stealing my underwear again.

[divaerestor]

Well, if it's for a good cause (and a thirsty babe is a good cause), then it's all worth it.

O.O

Better not ask; embarrassing things happen when I ask questions...

Re:

[manwe_sulimo]

Well, yeah. Like I said, I wouldn't really care but it was assumed I did. Also, I enjoy getting those movey-eye things.

Ahaha :D Such a good little elfie. :) You wouldn't want to know anyway. *gives cookies*

[arwenundomiel]

okay!

*sets butch, priscilla and tolman in a row in front of the couch*

make sure they don't get poisoned or anything. i am going to um, go do...stuff.

[gondorprincess]

I begin to wonder how I ever lived long enough to reach puberty...

[arwenundomiel]

we spent time with you every week. you were the favourite. *gives gucci leather trousers*

[gondorprincess]

You're the coolest mom ever, yo.