Wennie hates me, OME

[arwens_evenstar]

My PaIn Is So DeEp, OME, LeT mE dIe!

//sobs, still dirty//

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[minimelkie]

;_;

[arwens_evenstar]

//weeps//

*takes out a jeweller's cloth*

[swan_prince]

*takes*
*shines*
*buffs*
*polishes*
*buffs again*
*replaces*

Pity I don't have elf!boobies of my own to play with put you against.

[arwens_evenstar]

//shock//

You are my new favorite biped. Besides Wennie. Even ThOuGh ShE sPuRnS mY lOvE, OMV. But Thank you! //shines//

[aeglos]

My beloved, it pains me to see you so abused. Vile, vile Wennie, her elf-boobies are nothing without you!

[arwens_evenstar]

At least you still love me, darling! Wennie hates me. I had to be cleaned by a male biped. But he used the good kind of buffing cloth, so that's all right.

[aeglos]

But of course I still love you, my darling. Woo, he did a good job. Rrraarr. You shine like dew caught by the sun's first beams!

[arwens_evenstar]

//would blush if jewelry did such a thing// And your shininess is only matched by your ability to sweet talk. //shimmers//