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[artwithknives]

It looks like

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[bitemescumbag]

You sound like you're a newcomer to the "How the hell do they think I could have a kid who's that old!?" club.

[artwithknives]

That about sums it up. I'm only nineteen and yet here I am.

[bitemescumbag]

Geeze. And I thought I had it bad with the "age gap" thing.

I'd offer ya a tip if I had one. I'm still tryin' to figure this place out as-is.

[artwithknives]

What? How old are you?

New to being a dad too then? I've been in this place for about two years so...

[wizardoftheweek]

They made you a father?

[artwithknives]

Yeah. You have a problem with that?

[wizardoftheweek]

You're hardly responsible enough to hold that sort of title.

[artwithknives]

What do you know about my responsibility levels?

[artwithknives]

So that's really all I need to do?

[artwithknives]

There's wrong ways though. That, I'm sure of.

[forgottenshiki]

Don't forget the fishing trips. That happens a lot on TV too.

[artwithknives]

It does, doesn't it? Those were really awful shows back then, weren't they?

[forgottenshiki]

Yeah. I still can't believe they became a hit in the first place.

[artwithknives]

Don't forget about those shows where they'd have a salaryman in an office and some guy would run in and throw everything in his desk around the room and then they'd film his reaction.

[puppeteerings]

You're a father?

[artwithknives]

...yes.

[puppeteerings]

Sheesh, this town just keeps showing me its worst. How many drone children in the family? Your success rate depends on that first.

[artwithknives]

I don't know. You think I took the time to check up on everyone in this house?