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[artisian_canine]

I sat down at my favorite spot to smoke cigarettes and enjoy my meal for my lunch break, and when I stood up, I realized that I had been sitting in gum the whole time. On my newly-found khakis.

MY OPTIMISTIC KHAKIS
NOW I MUST WEAR
MY PESSIMISTIC DRESS PANTS

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[exscind]

for minute, i thought that last part was a haiku. and i was disappointed when it wasn't.

i almost never drink soda, and i did the other day, and spilled it all over one of my favorite shirts. afdhasfghdsaj

[artisian_canine]

HOW DARE YOU CALL MY ORIGINAL HAIKU A NON-HAIKU!

:''''(

[exscind]

FIVE SEVEN FIVE DUSTIN.

DID YOU LEARN NOTHING IN ENGLISH?

THE JAPANESE ARE SCORNING YOU!

[horrorxbusiness]

hahaha oh dustin, AT LEAST YOUR CAR DIDNT GET TOTALLED.

love me

[artisian_canine]

Love you? whoa take it easy pal, i just write about my gum-stained khakis and everybody is over me like butter on a frying pan. In an oven. In the Sahara.

[flatterylies]

hahahah

[ouronlybones]

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SMOKING! Just kidding, that's what you get for eating lunch. No, just kidding again.

SAD KHAKIS :*(

[artisian_canine]

hopefully they can be fixed by modern chemical compounds or else the spot that covers my anus will look rather funky!

[achinginnards]

that gum is metaphorically the stain on your life.

which is me.

my livejournal nemesis.

[artisian_canine]

Damn you, Carson, arch nemesis of Dustonia! Someday we will fight a bloody duel to the bloody death, and I will conquer Philadelphia and eat Phili Cheese Steak sandwiches and be free, free like horses!