Dear livejournal,

[artificialemo]

You're still here. That's awesome

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[seanshatto]

I like running into friends in this neighborhood. Everyone seems to be doing all right.

[anonymous]

A fundamental, clad-in-iron law of human social dynamics is: pigtails + boys = pulling. There is no exception to this rule.

This being the case, the fact that I pulled as gently as I could does indeed make me the most awesome husband ever.

Love,
Husband!

P.S.
I am sorry if it hurt. Even if it only hurt a little. I really didn't mean for it to hurt, even though it probably did. I don't even think I realized I was doing it until you reacted. So I am sorry.

I am still the most awesome husband ever, though.