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No matter what I do, I just can't seem to love my car. I've only ever had two in my life. The affection differential should be clear when I say that the first was named Hans the Pregnant Rollerskate and the second doesn't really have a name. I just can't seem to find the right one for it. It doesn't help that the car has only had one previous ( Read more... ) -
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Patrick has started brewing his own beer, which has led to his scattering increasingly odd-looking bits of random equipment throughout my apartment, as well as near-fetishistic discussion of various kinds of grains and hops. He doesn't brew the beer in my bathtub, but he does sanitize all his equipment in it, which is pretty awkward when it's ( Read more... ) -
This post will eventually have more pictures
So I went SKYDIVING yesterday! It was MORE THAN A LITTLE NUTS, let me tell you Intarnets ( Read more... ) -
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After much online stalking to ensure I was getting the best price, I recently ordered myself a hot-ass bikini, and threw in this dress because it was super cheap. The bikini fits great, but the dress is totally different from the picture! The u-neck was ridiculously deep, and the shoulders were cut so broad that the dress kept sliding down onto ( Read more... ) -
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I'm on the bus this morning and I notice a flyer: The bus company is now selling calendars! The first thing I'm wondering: Are these buses nude? If so, is the bus nudity tasteful? Maybe the buses are painted, or wearing bus thongs that barely cover their mufflers. Are the pictures angled to show off their bike racks? Are they sprayed with oil ( Read more... ) -
Summertime pics!
Okay, so I figured out that pretty much any time I post pictures, they fall into one of three categories. And since I've got some from all three, it makes sense to be organized and sort them. Here, have some pictures!
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Spelling Bee Drinking Game!
So I am watching the National Spelling Bee, and I love the shit out of it! Always have--it's great to see nerds on TV! And now I'm thinking this bee needs a drinking game. Let's go ( Read more... ) -
Allez cuisine!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS
Episodes of Iron Chef are on Youtube!!
Real Iron Chef, not that stupid American one! Iron Chef, with the sparkly Chairman and the flailing, slimy secret ingredients and that yellow pepper YESSSSS. THE BEST YOUTUBES, THEY ARE MINE :D ( Read more... ) -
Things That Are Awesome: an occasional series
This is BRILLIANT. Never have I heard so many sex jokes written into a single piece, and delivered so straight-up, too! Major props to the writers, especially for working in "vas deferens." My twelve-year-old self cannot stop giggling at every single one! -
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Patrick: "So are you going to walk with me to campus? You haven't in a long time."
Me: "Yeah, is that a problem?"
Patrick: "No, it's great!"
Me: "You're seriously saying that your walk to campus is enhanced by having to go slower and listen to me prattle on about random crap?"
Patrick: "Yes."
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