I can't NOT share this one...

[artemisrampant]

 So I was on facebook, and there was this HP pick-up lines group, so of course I joined it.  And most of them were pretty predictable lines about the Chamber of Secrets and "swish and flick," but this one made me crack up:

"Do you want my Elder Wand, because you're looking Deathly Hollow..."

*gigglesnort* BRILLIANCE.

Addendum: Oh god, I just found

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[chevy_the_geek]

I still think the best pick-up line is "I wish I were DNA Helicase so I could unzip you genes!"
And if I'm not mistaken, you posted that one too!!! You must be the MASTER of picking people up with clever one liners!!!!

[artemisrampant]

Ah, the classic DNA Helicase line. Works every time. XD